Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Rush said yesterday that it came from the Trump campaign. I’m not kidding. That’s how out of touch Rush has become.
Yes, it really happened and was a perfect ending to Mr. Cruz's imploding campaign.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3427198/posts
Ted Cruz lost for lots of reasons and Trump won for lots of reasons, which Limbaugh knows and is deliberately ignoring.
Neal Bush, Carly Fiorina, lying about Trump’s position on immigration, his father being too over the top, Palin and Sessions supporting Trump, Ted being annoying, what he did to Ben Carson, and yes the delegate stealing with the aid of The GOPe, the short lived Kasich partnership, - Limbaugh didn’t see any of that but poor Ted, his family, Lee Harvey Oswald and the Zodiac Killer!
Give me a break.
LOL
“He sounds mad more than disappointed”
He and the others in the Republican Ministry of Truth were disregarded by the little people.
Damn right he’s mad.
Freepers be crazy anymore. Rush has got more on the ball when he is asleep that any 100 bloviating Freepers. He has been very fair and supportive to Trump. The comments on ths site just get more bizarre every year, and I’ve been part of this since 2000...
Actually when Rush said Trump was not a conservative, I immediately thought of the treatment he gave Romney and more so to McCain.
Got a link to the CliffsNotes?
“Look out Jesus because Cruz is going to replace you. /sarco”
But, yes. The martyrdom of Ted Cruz, the Immaculate Conservative, is now in full swing for Rush. The vicious GOPe crucifiers, by destroying Cruz, have destroyed the possibility of any future immaculate Conservatives as well. Scorched Earth martyrdom.
As for Trump and his sweeping victory? It is merely a flash in the pan, not connected to our country’s advancement and not worthy of discussion.
This is mental illness.
Rush keeps saying that Trump is not conservative in any way. Where’s the evidence of that? If border control, 2nd Amendment, strong military, etc is not conservative, what is?
a little payback for her Goldman Sachs baggage.
Some of us may not like Heidi Cruz’s worldview, but that is rough and embarrassing. I hope her bumbling husband didn’t bruise her face.
Limbaugh will head into obscurity just like Beck, Levin, Hugh Blewitt et al. What piece of work El Rushbo turned out to be. Of course some of us knew he was an insider fraud years ago.
He’s the chief WH correspondent.
Thank you
Cruz did it to himself. He should have ignored them.
Washington Post warns on Trump: Hitler was elected, too
The inevitable Trump raped his wife story
RUSH LIMBAUGH SPARKS OUTRAGE After Suggesting Trump is Pandering for KKK Vote
-PJ
He praised Trump when he thought Trump would flame out and not attract support but not before he undermined the establishment candidates. While he killed the establishment, he also killed off Cruz. That was not the plan.
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I think you have put your finger on something.
It’s a testament to the effectiveness of our Conservative Entertainment Complex to lull people to sleep rather than an indictment of your intellect. Plus this was while Dubya was launching the second Iraq war and conservatives muted any complaints that they had about him. Around here you risked a zot.
Oh agreed! I’m so tired of the “conservative” label as an excuse to behave in any way that’s counter-conservative. I really wanted to believe that Cruz was the “real deal” but he lost it for me when he sided with BLM and the Chicago riots instead of Pro-1st Amendment. With Trump I’m not expecting a born again Christian or a scholar - I’m expecting a hard-nose-tell-it-like-it-is-and-makes-good-on-all-major-promises. Don’t want a lawyer, don’t want a politician. We’ve had enough of those!
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