she even sang a swan song
I was a Cruz supporter early on, but no longer. It is said in sports that in the glare of a championship game, all of the flaws of a team are exposed and put on full display. For Cruz, the glare of a presidential campaign has showed his flaws in clear relief.
You can stick a fork in him, he’s done.
Snarley Carley , the out-source queen
Call tech support for HP and you are speaking to
the Bangalore call center . Thanks to Fiorina
My first reaction was that Cruz is throwing in with the war-on-women meme in the hope that in doing so he might be buoyed by the media.
Desperation -yes!
They’ve been in desperation mode for a long time now.
Ping
Some people do smart things and rise to the challenge when they are desperate.
Others do dumb incomprehensible things that only hasten their demise.
Raphael fits the second category of people.
DISAGREE. It’s a psychosis.
They will never see the inside of the White House unless they are invited by Trump
I just don’t get this selection (nor the timing, that’s another story)...
She was a non-starter in all of her previous political attempts. She garnered practically ZERO support. Had her butt kicked in CA, but nowadays, that’s to be expected. She has a lot of baggage and a negative image...
How does Cruz think this helps him? The vajayjay vote?
Yes hello this is Michael, how may i help you?
Yes, ...Michael. Yes, it is really Michael.
From Colorado. No I was born in Rhode Island.
Yes, it is true.
Yes, umm, yes, Rhode Island... and our office here in, umm, here in, yes, in, in Colorado.
No, I am sorry, but we all have the same accent here in Colorado. You will not get anything differing by requesting someone else, sorry. But I can assure you, that we all do understand English very well in this office... yes...
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Aha, I see, thank you, you have a product that is no longer working?
I don’t understand. The problem is not that the product is not working but that somehow you can not shut it off and dispose of it? ....Well before we proceed, what is the model name and number?
OK. So it is a politician named Carly? Yes?
OK. Is that F I O R I N A?
Thank you very much for that, sir. Now what is the problem with your Carly Fiorina politician? She is not functioning?
Oh. Well. Hmm. Let me look it up, put you on hold for just one moment please. (pause)
I seem to have located the problem, sir. My manual tells me the following information for this product:
THE ZOMBIE BITCH WON’T DIE!
I am sorry sir to have to give you this information.
No, that is the only answer that we have in the manual for this product.
Yes, I hope that we may be able to help you in the future. Please do not hesitate to call us again! And would you kindly stay on the line for a surv— Hello?
Sir, we seem to be having a problem with the connection, so if you can still hear me over this bad connection, then thank you and please do not hesitate to call us again if you have any other problems! And best of luck with your politician Carly Fiorina!
Among his many other qualities, he’s also master of the obvious ;-)
So Cruz’s idea is to put a failed businesswoman against a highly successful businessman. That’s a winning formula—NOT.
Hardly breaking news. More like a Geico commercial.…
Ted Cruz named a businesswoman as his VP in order to try to win Indiana and appeal to female voters who Focus groups and consultants said voters think Trump is a misogynist.
Everybody knows that.
Oh yeah, did you know that Pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker?
I not so much desperation but “what else is there to do?”
She’s not his “running mate,” but his “limping mate.” - Ann Coulter