I’M GOING TO SAY IT!!!
I LOVE HER!! YES, I LOVE HER!!
THOSE EYES, THAT LONG LONG FACE!!
THAT, I THINK IT’S A NOSE, I LOVE IT!!
AND NONE OF YOU, NOT EVEN TED, CAN HAVE HER!!
i’m done.
Look at that face -
Just look at it.
Look at that funny old face of yours.
I knew first look I took at it
You've got a face like a kitchen door's.
Look at those eyes -
As close as the closest of friends.
Look at that nose -
It starts where a good nose ends.
As for your smile - spectacular!
One grin would frighten the birds away.
You've got a face like Dracula!
And I mean that in the nicest way!
To say that there's no one like you
Would not even state the case.
No wonder I shook
When I first took a look
At that face.
(It's the little-known and seldom performed Second Verse. They don't make musicals like this anymore.)