Which one will Jeb pick?
Posted on 04/26/2016 3:55:28 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a scientific marvel reportedly funded by the Koch brothers, Ted Cruz and John Kasich announced at a press conference Tuesday that they have fused into a single candidate, in what is being seen as a last-ditch effort to deny Donald Trump the Republican nomination.
The new candidate, named Jed Crusich, reportedly came into being by merging the bodies and essences—and voting bases, as the plan certainly goes—of the two former candidates Cruz and Kasich. Also fused are their delegate counts, bringing Crusich to 707—within striking distance of Trump’s 845.
Crusich, whom Donald Trump has already dubbed “Cheatin’ Jed” on Twitter, announced his plan to campaign tirelessly in coming weeks as the Republican race nears the home stretch, and to do “whatever it takes” to win the nomination, “even if it means absorbing the essences of Rubio, Carson, and every single Bush as well.”
If you use all the letters in both names for one candidate name, it’s a candidate named Rick Shauwz.
Crusich is making history. He/They will be the world’s first trans-candidate.
Their bodies will fused in an operation and become something resembling one person.
Negotiations are ongoing on who’s head they will use.
Their wives were unavailable for comment.
I would be glad to help.
Which one will Jeb pick?
The question is which bathroom Jed Crusich will use..
You mean like nut-to-butt?
That’s funny.
Sounds like one of those transporter malfunction episodes on Star Trek.
watching Sen. Cruz right now on TV , speaking in Indiana .
Just too slick .... I would like to see him get a role in the next Gov , but NOT as Prez . Maybe Atty. Gen , with a mandate to prosecute Hillary and Bill Clinton , Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch . How about Obama ? I would love to see Cruz pivotal in rounding them all up , prosecuting them , and having them imprisoned at Guantanamo . Build a new political crooks wing down there . make them listen to the mooslim hussein’s cry every morning at 4:50 AM
Ted Kashick ...a Lyin’ disgusting overindulging Tex-Canadian from Ohio!
The Liberal news on TV is shouting out their hate for Donald Trump for speaking up about the Cruz Kasich collusion. pretty much anything Donald says will be ripped apart by Liberals, GOP, and Conservatives.
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