Posted on 04/26/2016 8:50:47 AM PDT by Biggirl
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I am old xzins, but not that old.
soldiers under orders are not always traitors.
but willing participants after the accusation, I WOULD HANG.
I turned against Cruz as soon as I became aware of his betrayal against America by supporting the H1B1 visa invasion. BEFORE I saw that, I was a willing supporter.
Consider me a traitor to the Turncoat who supports massive import of foreign workers. who opposes the screening of Islamic nation migrants. who opposes the surveillance of Islamic mosques...
I will leave off further responses to you at this point.
Vote trump... reject TED.
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. “I want to give a million to my family,” he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” asked the interviewer.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer to Mars.”
Since he was a Texan being tried in New York, the young man felt he didn’t have a prayer of beating his murder rap. So, shortly before the jury was to retire, he bribed one of the jurors to find him guilty of manslaughter, not murder.
The jury was out for days, after which they returned a verdict of manslaughter. Cornering the bribed juror, the Texas whispered.
“Thanks a million! However did you manage it?”
“It wasn’t easy, admitted the bribed juror, . . . “All the others wanted to acquit you.”
I think this is a really old joke:
A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy’s organization
connected with a prominent church. The team was recently challenged by a
rival club. The pastor gave a special contribution of five dollars to
the captain, with the direction that the money should be used to buy
bats, balls, gloves, or anything else that might help to win the game.
On the day of the game, the pastor was somewhat surprised to observe
nothing new in the club’s paraphernalia. He called the captain to him.
“I don’t see any new bats, or balls, or gloves,” he said.
“We haven’t anything like that,” the captain admitted.
“But I gave you five dollars to buy them,” the pastor exclaimed.
“Well, you see,” came the explanation, “you told us to spend it for
bats, or balls, or gloves, or anything that we thought might help to win
the game, so we gave it to the umpire.”
No one on this site has worked any harder supporting Trump, MIA. It’s been a constant for me for a long while now.
But, you don’t prosecute the troops because their commander goes bad. I had a bird colonel commander in one assignment — a great warrior and leader, actually — who got caught with his pants down (literally...with a woman not his wife) on a trip out of town. Cost him his career and nearly cost him his retirement since the female was connected to his command.
But we didn’t get punished for it. ONLY he did.
And I still love the guy. He was a great, great military mind. And the unit I was in at the time eventually saw 2 of our staff go all the way to 4-star, one to 3, and one to 2. That’s the SAME staff at one time. One of the 4 stars had a worldwide command.
So, I’m talking of a truly great commander who screwed up.
Rotflol!
This little boy is in kindergarten and his dad is a trillionaire. The dad makes a deal with the boy and says everytime he makes straight “A’s in school, he can have whatever he wants.
So the little boy makes all a’s and his dad tells him he can have whatever he wants. The boy wants 1 green golf ball. The boy makes all a’s in 1st grade and wants 10 green golf balls. 2nd: 20/ 3rd:30/4th: 40.
So the boy goes to the 5th grade and makes all a’s and wants 100 green golf balls. In the 6th he wants 200. In the 7th he wants 300. In the 8th he wants 400. And in the 9th he wants 500. (This whole time he’d been making all a’s)
So the boy goes to the tenth grade and wants a truck, but he wants it filled with green golf balls. I’d say that’s about another 10,000. In the 11th grade he wants 20,000.
And finally when he’s a senior, he wants a new truck for college but he also wants it filled with green golf balls.
Well, the boy gets really sick and only has an hour to live. So the dad goes to see his son and he’s like,” Son i have never asked you this before, but why did you want all of those green golf balls.” and the boy said,
” the reason i wanted all those green golf balls was because-—. And then he died.
that is because YOU did not participate in supporting his adultery. had you procured the woman or women for him... you too might be in trouble.
and of course “adultery” is not the same thing as treason.
You don’t like the ted is traitor against the cause, meme... then take it up with the originator...
Well, adultery is betrayal, and there’s no way that some didn’t know about it.
I didn’t.
But the point is we weren’t betraying anyone by supporting our commander.
Co-signed, and co-signed again. ;)
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No one better exemplifies everything that's best about this site -- its goals and its people -- than you do, hon. You owe me (or anyone else) jack-squat in the way of explanations for anything/everything you do here. This place would collapse in on itself, if not for you. ;)
Of course, you're ALL loyal DONORS, right?
Donating again tonight, in fact! ;)
You should have drawn that story out to about 2000 words. Then I’d really be p*ss*d off.
Reminds me of the bloop machine story from when I was in High School.
I don’t remember the joke exactly, but I do remember beating the daylights out of the clown who told it.
Now how many golf balls was that....?
:>)
Another oldie:
A was giving a big test.
Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached with a $100 bill underneath which read, “one dollar per point, please.”
The teacher returned the test the next day with $40 and a note attached which read, “$40 change!”
for those who believe in supporting the commander here... it is wise to follow his leadership and agree with his directives. He says “Ted is a traitor” to the “cause”. Alignment with the GOPe makes anyone of us inconsistent with the stated objectives that have been clearly laid out by the owner of the site. And those who go against it, do so at their own peril.
People can play posty toasty all night.. but in the end: Ted is NOT the candidate, he will not be the nominee and encouraging the “second ballot initiative” crowd to stay supportive of their H1B1 loving, “face of God” candidate, runs counter to the stated cause of this site.
People can coddle that click of Ted supporters to their own comfort level. You are comfortable perhaps more with that than am I. Because, I am NOT comfortable with any support of the phony and false (swearing in by Beck as president)candidate... Ted is the Trump obsessed and divisive losing candidate who refuses to drop out and back the leader at this late point in time... which are the stated desires, and suggestions of this site owner.
Not saying you would not support Trump. But those who will not... may not fare well in the future.
In addition to my religious ministry/mission, My job as a chaplain was to advise the commander on the state of morale as affected by morals throughout the entire command.
So, I speak these kind of things to commanders as a mission.
You don’t punish the troops for the act of their commander. And when a commander gets deposed, you know it will affect the troops for a while.
Take that wisdom and experience or not, MIA. You can discover elsewhere on this site that I’m a huge Trump supporter.
I am convinced it is likely a worthy approach for you. We shall see how it goes. But I will not participate in this ministry approach with you at this time.
since the ones that continue to follow commander Ted, are all volunteers... I find them to be at least substantially culpable. unrepentant. and subversive.
I said earlier on this thread (I believe) that I am not Jesus. I am not a counselor. I am not particularly "sympathetic" to their "plight". Mercy without repentance, is not merciful, but instead results in damnation. I would agree to disagree with you regarding your approach as to being effective for me. Best I can do for now. Trump, 24/7/365
The point is to increase the size of your army, MIA, not to decrease it.
There is NOTHING coddlingish about giving people time, when as I posted just 14 days ago this site was telling people to support either candidate they wished. Two weeks is nothing.
The convention isn’t until July, and the general election isn’t until November. There’s plenty of time for people to adapt.
We don’t shoot our wounded. We give them time to get better. We have MONTHS to work with. I’m sure that all this decapitating that some want doesn’t have to be done after a day or two of notice.
Methinks we’re at a loggershead here, MIA.
FWIW, I’m right. :>)
Nobody died, many committed suicide but NOT seppuku, which is an "honorable thing" to a shamed Japanese soldier/Samurai.
And any other posters who continue to trash and bash/put down Trump and/or his supporters, deserve the same treatment!
KaSicko is just nuts; not to mention stupid.
OTOH, Cruz is an egomaniac who lacks principles, honor, ethics, and morals of any kind. He is delusional, will keep claiming that he'll win, even after Trump has well over the needed 1237 delegates PRIOR to the convention.
Those who keep on "taking shots" at Trump and his supporters are going to get exactly what's due them; which isn't kissing their collective arses!
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