You should have drawn that story out to about 2000 words. Then I’d really be p*ss*d off.
Reminds me of the bloop machine story from when I was in High School.
I don’t remember the joke exactly, but I do remember beating the daylights out of the clown who told it.
Now how many golf balls was that....?
:>)
Another oldie:
A was giving a big test.
Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached with a $100 bill underneath which read, “one dollar per point, please.”
The teacher returned the test the next day with $40 and a note attached which read, “$40 change!”