Posted on 04/20/2016 8:55:15 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Thanks for the info / links to Laura’s show!
Ted was caught in a no win and that is why he did avoid answers.
Yes some non poll voting is a very corruptible situation and to be honest had Ted not politically copulated with the GOPe he probably would not have had 85% of his success with delegates.
I might add delegates are double agents for the GOP, so this was never going to end well for Cruz.
She airs live 9-12 am Eastern time.
Yes, Rush has maybe two years before his failing implants force him to exit radio.
Oh, I know... Zip, Zero, Nada (as Rush always says) for St. Ted. Serves him right after his “New York values” comment.
You are so wrong . Rush and trump will remain friends . And if trump gets the nomination , rush will back him 100 % .JMHO
High waist jeans are in again? I love the way they look on women.
I don't know. They might have given Limbaugh the Congressional Cafeteria Two If By Tea concession.
Would of had to have been something big like that thought.
STOP MUMBLING!!!
Give him a 5 o’clock shadow and you have the new Nixon.
Laura is live 9am-12noon on the East Coast. You can listen to it on Tunein starting at 9am. I’m starting to listen to Laura and skipping Rush entirely.
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“Money! It’s a hit. Don’t give that do good bull Sh*t”
No problem gotta go back to work.
Thanks, I thought Laura’s show runs live the same time as Rush’s show. Got it now.
Rush is continually making the point that as long as something is legal, then it is all just fine with him. He seems to have lost all ability to make moral judgments, an ability which he displayed constantly and bragged about for all his career up to now.
No problem. Rush is really disgusting.He’s shilling for Dirty Teddy over and over and over.He’s repeating stuff ad nauseum trying his best to make a case for lyin’ Ted.
On your Rush 24/7 cancellation...good for you.
Wish I could get back 2 years of BlazeTV payments and book refunds from Stabbie the Clown Beck. Wishing I could get back my donations to Cruz 2016 and a refund for “A Time for Truth” (what an ironic title).
“Is he still mocking his PO’d listeners?”
Being mocked is why I quit listening to the mental case.
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