Posted on 04/18/2016 8:57:46 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
I was thinking the same thing. Did I miss Rush's discussion about the specific content of his "record number of emails"? ;-)
Me either. Love listening to Jazz from Copenhagen
I switched to an oldies rock-and-roll station an hour ago.
Hey all! This trumptard is a liar.
This woman caller has Rush flummoxed. I love it!
After being able to listen (and enjoying it) to his first hour since I first heard him in 1992, I haven't heard a word since early March, and judging from the threads here, I've missed nothing.
He genuinely lost it, has lost me as a listener.
I have no idea what he's going to do when Trump wins. Very sad. It's like an old friend has died.
She is a trump seminar caller. She is following the talking points of the standard trunp supporter.
I have heard several times about the very wealthy living in rarified air bubble but I think has The Rumpster has shown that he’s also living in that rarified air and everthing outside that bubble is nothing but a little static noise.
If that’s so, then she was very good at it. She blocked Rush at every move.
She sure wasn’t very good at it.
I thought just the opposite... she was friendly, non-confrontational, but would NOT let Rush put words in her mouth. I was cheering her on!
Did I miss something here?
Passive aggressive stammering isn’t very convincing to me.
She is an active volunteer working in a Trump office.
Someone once had a terrific meme of limbaugh carrying water buckets full of water and the caption was something like "Rush, the water carrier for rinos". I wish I could remember who had the meme!
LOL. Palm Beach envy ... well, that’s rich!
I’m sure Rush’s envy and jealousy are more related to knowledge of the issues. I’m sure Rush winced, swore and shouted at his massive flat screen during the debates whenever The Donald answered questions that Rush could have blown out of the proverbial water!
Oh yeah, for sure, I truly think Rush often imagines and wishes he was in Donald Trump’s place.
I think his main jealousy is that Trump connects/communicates with "regular" folks better than he can.
That kind of puts a chink in Rush's ego as leader of the "masses".
Hey there, Binger!
I just drift off into my own thoughts, but thank you so much for the link!!!
Remember, if Rush was calling some lib show, he'd be considered a seminar caller.
Two seminar callers in a row.
This caller right now is 100% correct - bad faith is the correct term.
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