[kiryandil]

You’re right. Who knew that Schlafly would become RINO, or that the president of Liberty University would be a RINO, or that our beloved Palin has gone RINO? Trump has drawn them out and into the light.

Cruz dropped Palin when he he found out she wouldn't dress up as a blind chick for him...

[Theo]

You sincerely believe that Ted Cruz is a serial adulterer?

Is being a serial adulterer a disqualifier for presidential candidates?

[11th Commandment]

[tumblindice]

OK, so Cruz got this really cute staffer to agree to have coffee with him, then ... who knows?

Oh, she was blind and had a guide dog.

So they’re standing on a corner waiting for the light to change and her dog, a big German Shepherd, starts getting really antsy—whining, sitting down, standing back up.

Cars are whizzing by on Pennsylvania Avenue. Ted looks wistfully over in the direction of the White House.
As usual Ted’s sweating bullets in his Communist bloc suit, circa 1953.

Suddenly the dog lurches forward, dragging the hot blind chick with him into heavy traffic! A guy on his lunch break in a security guard costume acts instantly and grabs her sexy collar, pulling her back onto the sidewalk along with the Shepherd in his harness, and the dog falls on top of them.

Ted’s really flibber-gibbeted by all of this, and had taken a few steps back to safety but watches as she dusts herself off ... then she reaches into her purse and pulls out a big Milkbone.
She waves it around. Ted steps forward and says in his inimitably screechy manner. “Hold everything. Wait a second. Is your dogs’s name Donald?
“What are you doing waving a Milkbone around? You’re going to give that dog a Milkbone? That dog almost killed you and all of your sexy, blind hotness!”

And she grunted back, “I’m trying to find his face, Nimrod, so I can kick his ***.”
And Ted replied, “That’s so hot.”

[11th Commandment]