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Man the life boats, pass out the life vests and water wings. Oh NOESSSSS! Oh, wait, not until 2500. Meh. I'll be gone by then I think. Send more cash and we'll see if we can come up with more exacting results.
1 posted on 03/31/2016 8:51:14 AM PDT by rktman
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Well this appears to contradict the miracle fix brought on with the inauguration of Caliph Baraq....


2 posted on 03/31/2016 8:53:14 AM PDT by nascarnation
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Ain’t nobody got time for this crap.


3 posted on 03/31/2016 8:53:47 AM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
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A 500 year prediction?

Really?

4 posted on 03/31/2016 8:54:07 AM PDT by Pietro
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49 feet? Over the whole jillion square miles of the seas’ surfaces? Pity the person who believes this stuff.


5 posted on 03/31/2016 8:54:19 AM PDT by lurk
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potentially causing sea levels to rise more than 49 feet by 2500

10 feet per century, 1 foot every 10 years, basically a whole whopping inch a a year.....


6 posted on 03/31/2016 8:54:20 AM PDT by GraceG (The election doesn't pick the next president, it is an audition for "American Emperor"...)
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Or all the penguins might dive off the Antarctic ice sheet at once, causing a tsunami to wipe out Brazil.


7 posted on 03/31/2016 8:54:21 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Monkeys could fly from my butt.


8 posted on 03/31/2016 8:54:52 AM PDT by dfwgator
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And a massive asteroid could hit earth destroying all life.
9 posted on 03/31/2016 8:55:21 AM PDT by AU72
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2500, huh? Just slightly out of my “planning range”...


10 posted on 03/31/2016 8:55:39 AM PDT by jennings2004 ("What difference, at this point, does it make!"! Senator Cruz: Canadian from birth to May, 2014!)
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Like, Dude. Gnarly.

11 posted on 03/31/2016 8:56:44 AM PDT by llevrok (Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
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Here is a closer prediction from a source with a pretty good track record.

Revelation Chapter 12:
1 Now a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a garland of twelve stars.
2 Then being with child, she cried out in labor and in pain to give birth.

Nelson, Thomas (2009-02-18). Holy Bible, New King James Version (NKJV) (p. 1193). Thomas Nelson. Kindle Edition.

Previous Bible commentators have taken this as a symbolic vision about Israel (Mary) giving birth to Jesus, and marking the start of the 3 1/2 year Great Tribulation.
However, since “knowledge had increased”, we can use star charting programs such as Stellarium to see that this could be a literal “great sign” in heaven.

The constellation “Virgo”, the Virgin, has always been identified with Mary the Mother of Jesus. The nine stars of Leo, the Lion (of Judah), form a “garland” above her head.
Jupiter has always been identified as the “King” star. It is striped (by His stripes we are healed) and has a large, red spot (they pierced His side).

Here is the sequence of events regarding the Sun, Moon, Jupiter, Virgo, Leo, Mercury, Mars and Venus

Mon, 21 November 2016 = 20th of Cheshvan, 5777
Jupiter enters Virgo (the Virgin’s Womb) crossing line from Spica to Porrima

Sat, 28 January 2017 = 1st of Sh’vat, 5777
Jupiter retrograde motion begins inside Virgo.

Sat, 10 June 2017 = 16th of Sivan, 5777
Jupiter prograde motion resumes inside Virgo

Thu, 17 August 2017 = 25th of Av, 5777
Total Solar eclipse across America (Charleston to Portland)

Sun, 10 September 2017 = 19th of Elul, 5777
Jupiter crosses Heze — Spica line. Virgin gives birth? Conjunction Regulus and Mercury

Wed, 20 September 2017 = 29th of Elul, 5777
New Moon, Venus — Regulus conjunction

Sun, 24 September 2017 = 4th of Tishrei, 5778
Sun at Virgo’s shoulders (clothed), the Moon is at her feet, Mercury, Mars, Venus are added to Leo’s nine stars as Virgo’s 12-star ‘garland’

The great sign in the heaven is complete. This formation has not happened in the past 6000 years and won’t happen again for at least another 2000 years.

Luke 21
25 “And there will be signs in the sun, in the moon, and in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity, the sea and the waves roaring;
26 “men’s hearts failing them from fear and the expectation of those things which are coming on the earth, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken.
27 “Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
28 “Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near.”

Nelson, Thomas (2009-02-18). Holy Bible, New King James Version (NKJV) (p. 1023). Thomas Nelson. Kindle Edition.

See the image at: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_1y_hLqVXf4/maxresdefault.jpg

Graphic says 23 September 2017, as it depends on where you say Virgo’s feet are. Besides, no one knows the day or the hour.


12 posted on 03/31/2016 8:56:44 AM PDT by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR!)
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The solutions are to prosecute people who don’t believe in global warming, and to tax people so that lots of dollars can be used to stop the rise of the oceans.


14 posted on 03/31/2016 8:57:16 AM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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Wonder how much they got in grant money to churn out this BS.


15 posted on 03/31/2016 8:58:40 AM PDT by SIDENET
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16 posted on 03/31/2016 8:58:51 AM PDT by Robert DeLong (u)
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ISIS Hardest Hit !


20 posted on 03/31/2016 9:00:53 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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I’m sitting here at elevation 1135,trying to be concerned.
Nope,ain’t happening.


21 posted on 03/31/2016 9:01:02 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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Yawn, gimme a grant and I’ll study it ...


22 posted on 03/31/2016 9:01:30 AM PDT by Trump-a-licious
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The ocean could spring a leak causing all ships and boats to rest on oceanic valleys...

Oh the huge manatees...


25 posted on 03/31/2016 9:02:31 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Facing Trump nomination inevitability, folks are now openly trying to help Hillary destroy him.)
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Well. . . .think of the upside. 49 feet of water would flood out DC, New York, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle.

The trick will be to have it hit all at once, drowning the rats. . . . (evil grin)


28 posted on 03/31/2016 9:03:08 AM PDT by Salgak (Peace Through Superior Firepower. . . .)
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Paging Algore


30 posted on 03/31/2016 9:03:24 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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