[Eleutheria5]

If the Republican nominee is Obiwan, how can we extend the metaphor to the DNC Death Star? There is a small, long shaft that leads right to the nuclear core of this death star. Is it:

1. Its vaginocity?
2. The central flaw in its world view and philosophy?
3. Illegal aliens voting on behalf of dead people?
4. List of major shareholders in MSM corporate structure?
5. Anything I haven’t thought of? Luke Skywalker needs to use the force, and to know.

[grey_whiskers]

Moochelle = the Wookie (stale joke)
Obama = Jar Jar (ears) *or* Palpatine (he came from the Senate, right?)
Hillary = Sebulba (cheats to the point of fatalities to other contestants)
Bernie = thinks he's Han Solo but he's actually a leader of the Tuscan Raiders