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Glenn Beck Jokes: I’ve Been ‘Raped By Ted Cruz’ (And it only gets more bizarre)
Daily Caller ^
| 3/28/2016
| Betsy Rothstein
Posted on 03/28/2016 10:33:34 AM PDT by 20yearsofinternet
Conservative TV personality Glenn Beck had a funny way of defending his main squeeze Ted Cruz on his program Monday morning. He burst out laughing and said, I have to tell you, its been a hard Monday morning. We were all been raped by Ted Cruz.
Beck was referring to himself and his male colleagues.
Realizing that starting out the show with a fake rape scene was probably in poor taste, he promised viewers theyd clean themselves up and try to do a show without all the Latin lovin.
But first Beck needs a post-coital smoke. I need a cigarette, he cracked. Talk about lovin and leaving em.
He recalled the ways in which Cruz made him swoon.
When he said to me, he said, Glenn, we need a more perfect union, at first I thought he was talking to me about the Constitution, but then he looked at me with those strong brown eyes, he said. He backed me into a bathroom stall and, uh
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Wonder if he'll do the same routine next time he's warming up the crowd at a campaign rally?
To: 20yearsofinternet
What the heck is wrong with this guy? In six months he’s gone from somewhat fringe to utterly bizarre and nutso.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:34:33 AM PDT
by
LS
("Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually" (Hendrix))
To: 20yearsofinternet
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:34:36 AM PDT
by
The Toll
To: 20yearsofinternet
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:35:40 AM PDT
by
tatown
(#Cheatin' Ted - A 'principled' conservative)
To: LS
I would not be surprised at all, if Beck has taken it up the arse by Cruz! They are all seemingly a pack of immoral Sodomites and adulterers—AND bat chit crazy to boot!
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:36:56 AM PDT
by
MagUSNRET
To: 20yearsofinternet
Between Beck’s perverse rant and Ted’s rat copulation comment, we have a couple of very weird fake religious dudes.
To: 20yearsofinternet
The crowd should throw bottles of Astroglide onto the stage.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:37:06 AM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: tatown
:)
I like how they go from the weird jokes to then saying that Cruz maybe only had one affair to then saying Cruz is too Low-T to even snag his own wife.
Some friends, LOL!
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:37:19 AM PDT
by
20yearsofinternet
(Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
To: LS
And Cruz is never asked to explain or disavow this nutjob.
To: 20yearsofinternet
Soon Glenn will break into song, “They’re coming to take me away, haha!”
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:38:09 AM PDT
by
Pearls Before Swine
(The would-be Empress has no clothes. My eyes!)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Who will rid us of this meddlesome nut case?
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:38:43 AM PDT
by
TTFlyer
To: LS
Drunk again is my only thinking.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:39:12 AM PDT
by
Zathras
Gross, bizarre, off the charts not funny.
To: 20yearsofinternet
Rat sex from Ted now this from Beck. Good grief.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:39:47 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
To: LucyT
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:39:54 AM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Cards are being played, you have been Trumped!)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Glen, go home, you’re drunk.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:40:15 AM PDT
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes" - Albert Einstein)
To: Pearls Before Swine
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:41:00 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(I 'm just another low info/stupid & evil/vile/crazy Trump supporter wanting to select my candidate!!)
To: 20yearsofinternet
To: 20yearsofinternet
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:42:05 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(I 'm just another low info/stupid & evil/vile/crazy Trump supporter wanting to select my candidate!!)
To: 20yearsofinternet
It sounds like he’s starting to hedge his bets... obviously Ted didnt rape anyone. But he’s being softer on the idea he may have run around.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:43:21 AM PDT
by
Katya
(Homo Nosce Te Ipsum)
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