[The_Republic_Of_Maine]

"Ted Cruz's first reaction should have been "I have NEVER been unfaithful to Heidi". Unless he has been, in which case he's through. Why was his first reaction instead to find someone to blame for the story?"

Its Donald's fault

When obama first took office and for the next 6 years, everything bad was “Bushes fault”

Today we have a guy named Ted Cruz running for president, like obama he is a freshman senator and like Obama he has sealed his records.

And as Obama blamed everything on Bush, Cruz blames everything on Donald Trump:

One morning Cruz couldn't find his slippers, instead of realizing he was with one of his mistresses and had not brought his slippers, he yelled, “It's Donald's fault!”

Later that day he ran out of gas, instead of saying, “darn I should have gotten gas”, he instead yelled, “It's Donald's fault!”

That night as he called his wife Heidi by another girls name and she slapped him, he yelled, “It's Donald's fault!”

When he forgot to call Megayn and she called him madder than a wet hen, Cruz, instead of saying, “sorry, but my wife wouldn't let me out of the house”, he yelled, “It's Donald's fault!”

I reckon it is time for lyin ted Cruz to change his campaign slogan to: “It's Donald's Fault!”

[manc]

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different results.
Electing another ivy league lawyer and expecting a different results from somebody who did not finish his first term is INSANE.