Posted on 03/21/2016 8:23:58 AM PDT by wagglebee
Laz would hit it TWICE!!!!
I have known several pairs of identical twins over the years (all girls/women, oddly enough) ... none of them needed any surgery to look like her twin.
I’ve known identical twins. There are usually slight variations that one can notice, particularly after a period of time. Some are more easily seen.
I meant being legalized, but you make a good point. In fact, your point makes my prediction more likely.
A quick glance at the vid indicated to me they did the cosmetic more to look Hollyweird than identical (duck lips, etc). Not cute...
Not my idea of beauty.
all one of the sisters has to do is tell the courts that she self-identifies as the other sister (IE She believes, in her sick twisted adulterous mind, that she is her sister)- that way it will be a normal two person marriage because now anyone can identify as anything or anyone they choose and society has no right to question it apparently
They must have lotsa dough to spend a quarter mil to look nasty, LOL.
The Man marries one sister and she marries her sister
Since the man is married to only one woman, it is legal. A sister wedding a sister might be incesteous but there is thus no bigamy
Yes. It sounds like narcissism combined with obsession. What a waste of money.
There’s still bigamy, being committed by the sister who’s married both to her sister and to the guy.
Thanks. I didn’t want to bother with the link.
I wonder if they get headaches at the same time?
Polygamy is an ancient and quite stable social arrangement, as long as you have large land armies to soak up all the leftover young men. I am certain polygamy will be legal in the US as soon as the Supreme Court takes an on-point case.
Polyandry, on the other hand, has never worked and cannot ever work, because the men involved will kill each other or commit suicide in short order.
Or as Groucho Marx would say:
“Bigamy? Why, thatsa big a-you!”
That’s still bigamy because the one sister is married to two people- but if she self identifies as a poodle, then the other two would only be charged with bestiality- but hey- who are we to judge? And at least there will be no icky bigamy going on- Perhaps one woman could self-identify as a deceased person- that way it would only be necrophilia- (and as in the days of Noah- everyone did what was right in their own eyes)
Have to say they don't look very real, at this point.
Some greedy Outback veterinarian probably did it with instructions off youtube.
Nor might that be construed as ‘incestuous’, as the sisters cannot ‘formally’ fornicate/reproduce. More stigma opposition than biological.
I mean, if we’re going to take bizzaro logic to its bizarro conclusion...
SMH, coming to a legislature near you.
I think a man who had to live with two wives might come close to killing himself...not everything is what it’s cracked up to be ;-)
-JT
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