Oregon's Largest Newspaper Writes Bigfoot Policy Speech for Donald Trump (humor)

Bigfoot Lunch Club ^ | 3/8/2016 | Guy Edwards

[Fai Mao]

Some readers may recall that staffers of President George H.W. Bush referred to Portland as "Little Beirut" because of the protests encountered by Bush on his trip there. Donald Trump, as many other conservatives, may not campaign much in Oregon. With that on mind, The Oregonian, Oregon's largest newspaper, decided to try and imagine what a Trump campaign speech might sound like. It included fixing the Columbia River, being smarter than fish, having good relations with beavers and, most importantly, bigfoot policy. Read just the bigfoot policy excerpt below.

[Fai Mao]

This could be funnier if the piece was a little less slanted.

[Byron_the_Aussie]

Congratulations! The one hundredth Trump hit piece posted on FR today. Here's your trophy, you've earned it:

[Fai Mao]

I’m a Trump supporter.

I view the piece as legitimate political humor. You can laugh at it because it is funny. It is not demeaning or vicious.

[Byron_the_Aussie]

.. you can laugh at it because it is funny ..

How could some banal lib hit piece be funny, especially when we've had literally dozens of to trawl through today?

[csvset]

[manc]

there is a concerted effort to take Trump out by the establishment . The establishment has teamed up with Cruz and that is why we are seeing all these attacks.