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1 posted on 03/07/2016 12:47:48 PM PST by xzins
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Donald Trump doesn’t use mouthwash every day!


2 posted on 03/07/2016 12:48:35 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
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You can tell he’s lying though.


4 posted on 03/07/2016 12:49:45 PM PST by Mr. K (Trump/Cruz 2016)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!


5 posted on 03/07/2016 12:50:00 PM PST by SueRae (An election like no other..)
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Trump is orange because he is the product of Oomph Loompa rape.


6 posted on 03/07/2016 12:51:02 PM PST by DungeonMaster (the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.)
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Ted Cruz is part Canadian Indian. That’s an injun arrow in the unicorn.

By the way, did the unicorn belong to the uniparty?


7 posted on 03/07/2016 12:51:28 PM PST by VerySadAmerican
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Romney needs a comeuppance, too.

Brietbart By the evening, the hashtag organically blew up into over 20,000 tweets, and one person created a dedicated account, @MittRomneyTape. Nolte says Romney is going after Trump out of personal ambition rather than concern for the Republican Party. “Mitt Romney is hoping to disrupt the Republican primary, sneak into the convention, and steal the nomination through a dirty backroom deal,” he tells his colleagues at Breitbart News. And the potential existence of a compromising video threatens that effort. “He wants a third shot at losing the presidency, and if there’s a sex tape out there, the American people need to know about it. And if there is not a sex tape, Mr. Romney needs reassure the American people by proving it.”

9 posted on 03/07/2016 12:51:47 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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I heard Trump is fond of hat hair:


10 posted on 03/07/2016 12:52:37 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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And then he proceeded to call everyone else that doesn’t agree with him names like kids did in 1st grade.


11 posted on 03/07/2016 12:52:42 PM PST by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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Donald Trump hates puppies! He’s basically the same thing as HITLER!


13 posted on 03/07/2016 12:54:45 PM PST by Marie (The vulgarians are at the gate! MAGA!)
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Donald Trump habitually doesn’t refill the ice cube trays.


14 posted on 03/07/2016 12:54:45 PM PST by 20yearsofinternet (Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
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Circumstantial evidence re: Tooth fairy. Rumor that Donald’s 10 year old son was cheated. Tooth fairy accidentally left a counterfeit $100.


16 posted on 03/07/2016 12:55:49 PM PST by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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Trump flew to Calcutta so he could steal from Mother Teresa's collection plate. Cost 'em an arm and a leg.

I gotta million of 'em...

17 posted on 03/07/2016 12:55:53 PM PST by Billthedrill
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But did he disavow Krumpus and the witch with the house made of gingerbread and candy?

I think this is proof that he’s on the side of evil!

/sarc
Just a Cruz supporter with a sense of humor.


18 posted on 03/07/2016 12:56:42 PM PST by 94Revolution (Get it right this time)
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I bet he leaves the seat up.


19 posted on 03/07/2016 12:57:36 PM PST by Read Write Repeat
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Always nice to step back and have a good laugh.


21 posted on 03/07/2016 12:59:26 PM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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But, he wrote a check to whomever killed the tooth fairy!


22 posted on 03/07/2016 1:00:14 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie (Ted Cruz is the man!)
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24 posted on 03/07/2016 1:02:44 PM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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This just in from NRO


25 posted on 03/07/2016 1:04:24 PM PST by Donglalinger
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The man is disgusting...


27 posted on 03/07/2016 1:09:34 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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He’s the reason magical fantasy creatures can no longer use their magic to appear in our world! He hired some big greedy gnome corporation to make a magical barrier and got the unicorns to pay for it!


28 posted on 03/07/2016 1:10:13 PM PST by AndyTheBear
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