I think I’ve got the perfect Veep: Trace Adkins.
He’s been on The Apprentice with Trump. He doesn’t need the money or the job (a plus this election season). He’s got the sort of voice women fall in love with. Country music fans from all over will vote for him. Generally known as a good-guy conservative down-home type. It will sell big.
Obviously, government experience doesn’t matter to Trump voters so there’s no reason to think experience in the veep will matter either. This is the perfect choice and Trump can offer him practically anything to take the job.
This is sort of why I have jokingly suggested the actor Jim Caviezel
A devout Catholic, good looking and well spoken