Oh; they do to!
We've just not heard of them yet.
LOL, do you always contradict yourself in the very next sentence? If we haven't heard of them yet how can you be sure they exist?
I hope you're correct, I really do. The only place in America where that would even have a possibility of being true, would be graduates of Hillsdale College. They probability of them coming from an Ivy League college is almost impossible to imagine, though sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Miracles also do happen.
I like your positive thinking and hope you are referring to yourself.