Posted on 02/14/2016 11:34:46 AM PST by xzins
Sitting on his campaign bus - laptop, turkey jerky, and coffee all nearby -Jeb Bush was befuddled over his campaign's failure to capture more attention from the news media.
"I could drop my pants," he said in an interview. "Moon the whole crowd. Everybody would be aghast, except the press guys would never notice."
Bush is entering the final days of his last stand, and hints of exasperation are leaking through his cheerful, stoic demeanor. Without a major comeback in New Hampshire on Tuesday, or, absent that, a Bush miracle in South Carolina later this month, he will face increasing pressure to bow out of the race.
Bush's problems are infinitely greater than the bored "press guys" staring at their smartphones in the back of his town hall gatherings. It's the tectonic shifts in the Republican Party. It's the voters, with their white-hot anger at the status quo. It's his family name. It's him.
At least it would be a step up from his behavior up until now.
Mom’s with him wherever he goes.
LOL!
And display his shortcomings?
This guy just gets more bizarre as we reject him.
Some people don’t handle rejection well.
“Moon the whole crowd. Everybody would be aghast”
Maybe by “aghast” he means “nauseous”.
Well fortunately the debate audiences love him. If he said, “Excuse me, but Donald just made me shart in my pants!” They would clap and cheer.
Jeb!=know-nothing fumbledick. Surprise!
touche!
Nobody would notice Jebby. Your time has come and gone.
I wouldn’t touché that with a 10 foot pole
:>)
They pay him millions for entertainment, I suppose, because they sure as heck aren’t getting a candidate.
Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen.
-Hudson
LMAO!
And Bush tried denying he said in the debate last night.
Jeb’s got a point. I recommend he try it and see what happens. He’s really got noting to lose at this point. Plus it’s a cheap trick that won’t cost him a dime. And if it works, I could gen up a whole bunch of other cheap tricks for him to try after that. Or, maybe he just starts each public appearance (including the rest of the debates) by re-enacting his first successful mooning. He could even start a trend, maybe.
Yes, he did.
He acted so self-righteous, didn’t he?
Back at the 1980 Indy 500, at the end of the race about 10 guys jumped the fence, went on the track and mooned the 4th turn grandstands. They noticed.
They might not have noticed Jeb, since he would have been alone.
Ha!
Psycho.
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