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I Agree with What Rubio Said about Obama
A Pictorial Satire, Free Republic ^
| 2/7/2016
| PoconoPundit
Posted on 02/07/2016 7:35:41 AM PST by poconopundit
Marco Rubio took a lot of heat for taking it to Obama last night. And I commend him for the courage to call Obama out for his sinister plot to destroy of America and turn it into Ann Coulter's "third world hellhole".
However, there's also a high degree of incompetence in Obama's handling of foreign affairs.
Below is an image and a satirical letter from Obama to his co-conspirators. |
A Satire: Obama's Secret Letter to his Co-Conspirators
Now my co-conspirators, we are close to total victory now.
The 19th century Barbary pirates of Tripoli had it all wrong. It's foolish to attack the Judeo-Christian infidels with pirates and armies. The secret is very simple: steadily poison the roots of their society from within.
I'm amazed at how much destruction we've achieved in only seven years. We stirred up racial division; made people question the authority of laws and police. We weakened the military too: undermined their morale, infrastructure, and training. We pushed out the good generals and promoted the politically correct ones.
We even convinced Wall Street to finance our revolution. In turn, we created a green-industrial complex and taxpayer bailouts for their mistakes. We forged pacts with the Silicon Valley and Redmond techies to spy on voters 24/7. Our regulations have dealt a blow to entrepreneurs -- anyone wanting to build things on their own. They even believed my Davos speech where I said Global Warming is the biggest world threat! Ha! The fools don't even question such idiocy!
But our best tactic of all was to corrupt the voters themselves. With free handouts, we made a large block of them dependent on government. And we doubled the cost of private health care to destroy it. Sure, people grumbled at first, when they couldn't keep their family doctor. Ha! That was just one of a thousand schemes we used to deceive them. Opening the border wide to third world people also worked very well for us. By killing jobs, we brought the middle class to its knees. We own them now.
Surprisingly, we encountered very little resistance from the educated ones. The liberal arts colleges did a great job in socialist indoctrination. That was a bonus -- I can't claim any credit for it! In turn, the socialist-brainwashed journalists quickly fell into line. The corrupt politicians were even easier to persuade with perks and kickbacks.
Soon, the massive debt we've run up will cause the nation to implode like Greece. Capitalism is on the verge of collapse thanks to our highly effective insurgency.
Yes, you should be so proud of our silent revolution to destroy the infidels.
But recently I've become quite concerned... A few stubborn patriots are still clinging to their guns, religion, and freedom. And an intrepid leader has emerged who aims to destroy our plans. He loudly proclaims he will... Make America Great Again!
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To: Albion Wilde; HarleyLady27
Hope you enjoy this satire on Obama’s deception.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:37:02 AM PST
by
poconopundit
(When the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government. Franklin, Const. Conv.)
To: poconopundit
I hate it when conservative commentators call Hussein naive. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Evil, not naive. Now lazy, I can agree with.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:39:08 AM PST
by
Old Yeller
(Obama is winning the war on terror when you realize he is on the side of the enemy.)
To: poconopundit
Marco ought to know. He’s the Cuban Obama.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:40:15 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: poconopundit
Yeah, I agree with him too. Obama knows exactly what he’s doing and everybody on the stage knew it but he was the only one willing to say it on national TV.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:42:50 AM PST
by
RC one
("...all persons born in the allegiance of the United States are natural-born citizens" US v. WKA)
To: RC one
He was so willing he said it four times.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:44:35 AM PST
by
Lx
(Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
To: poconopundit
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:44:36 AM PST
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: bramps
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:44:55 AM PST
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: bramps
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:45:10 AM PST
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: Old Yeller
I think Baraq is a good front man.
Axlegrease (now moved on) and ValJ calling the plays.
To: bramps
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:45:25 AM PST
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: nascarnation
You snuck in and messed up my bad joke.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:46:02 AM PST
by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid!)
To: Lx
You know, I am sick and tired of Chris Christie shutting down the debate.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:46:32 AM PST
by
RC one
("...all persons born in the allegiance of the United States are natural-born citizens" US v. WKA)
To: RC one
Translation: I am sick of people who don’t let (insert name or candidate here) go on and on.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:48:24 AM PST
by
Lx
(Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
To: poconopundit
To: poconopundit
Mario Rubco has hs own plans to kill America - AMNESTY
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:51:47 AM PST
by
Lurkinanloomin
(Know Islam, No peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
To: poconopundit
Whether one agrees with him or not, one of the following is true:
Either Obama(and democrats)are stupid/incompetent...
...or traitors/evil.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:54:07 AM PST
by
JPJones
To: RC one
“You know, I am sick and tired of Chris Christie shutting down the debate.”
He was great. When he told the “68% who want higher taxes” that they were “wrong”, fantastic.
He should have gone even further, like: “you’re brainwashed and stupid”
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:57:13 AM PST
by
JPJones
To: RC one
And maybe, just maybe......Rubio kept repeating what the real issue is just to drive it home. Instead of ripping each other apart over ridiculous political trivia as Christie was doing, Rubio decided to not take Christies bait.
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:57:36 AM PST
by
Toespi
To: poconopundit
yep...evil as it comes...but also a buncha screwups!-—Thank GOD!
Dick.G: AMERICAN!
aka: Gunny G
Semper FIDELIS
Planet WTF!
*****
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posted on
02/07/2016 7:58:41 AM PST
by
gunnyg
("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
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