Maam, I would not wish my sweet mother on my harshest critic or worst enemy. I wear flame proof bullet proof bee proof snake proof shark proof outfits when I visit her. Her swearing would make a sailor blush. She Judges people instantly. I love her. Many fear her, including me. ;-) She is also tech challenged. Works on a computer all day, and hates the f’ing thing in her words. Would love nothing better than to get her on FR, but... she judges to extreme standards. She does not hold her tongue. She would get zotted in minutes. She would be a hoot for a bit. Then.... would cross every line drawn.
Honestly, she sounds PERFECT!!