Contest to find best pun name for Sean Penn

FREEP | 1/10/1 3 | CharlesOconnell

[CharlesOConnell]

Sean Penn's "secret interview" inadvertently led authorities to arrest El Chapo despite security precautions. What pun name can you give him based on his role names, movie titles, girlfriend dramas or public statements?

[pingman]

El Boco Raton!

[rawcatslyentist]

Don't forget his magic Dixie cup that bailed out New Orleans!
Better get used to that vest Sean.

[LostInBayport]

Poison Penn

[dfwgator]

Cat Food.

[Goldsborough]

“Full Retard”

[Volunteer]

The former Mr. Madonna.

Allegedly, he *hates* it when people mention his role as Jeff Spicoli in "Fast Times a Ridgemont High." So, we could just call him Spicoli.

[Delta 21]

Dead meat on a stick.

[PGalt]

Thanks for the reminder. The man is amazing I tell you. DISMANTLE FEMA, DEA, Seal Team 6. Why are we paying these people. Penn can do it. Yes, he can. HOORAY Penn.

[mware]

Judging by the way the cartel's act I would say he is

Dead man pieces buried in several different places.

[bluejean]

Pennata Non Grata

[joshua c]

Is this the sequel to “The Interview”?

[dainbramaged]

He’s a jerk but not the first guy to forget the drain plug at the launch ramp.

[joshua c]

Didn’t Sean give up his gun collection?

I am guessing El Chapo likes guns alot.

[Koracan]

[EQAndyBuzz]

A$$hole

[mad_as_he$$]

Nailed it.

douche ï„Ž

a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

you’re such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche

[savage woman]

I like it.
I heard he works for the FSI. (Fake Secret Interviews)

[Joe 6-pack]

Given El Chapo’s proclivities, Penn may be up for the 2016 Oscar for Best Performance in a Snuff Film.

[JimRed]

Seen Pencilbox?

[dfwgator]