Contest to find best pun name for Sean Penn

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[CharlesOConnell]

Sean Penn's "secret interview" inadvertently led authorities to arrest El Chapo despite security precautions. What pun name can you give him based on his role names, movie titles, girlfriend dramas or public statements?

[shankbear]

Dead man walking.

[Undecided 2012]

el Snitcho

[2banana]

There once was a Marxist, progressive, libersl, Hollywood actor who thought his mild succes in movies meant that he was smart at telling people how to live under socialism...

That is as far as I got...

[NativeSon]

Stinkin commie douche-nozzle

[gorush]

After they find his bloated corpse...Sean “Puffy” Penn.

[ETL]

el commie jerk-o**

[rainee]

El Douche

[Qiviut]

Sean “Penn” .... the walking pun. He’ll put you in the ‘pen[itentiary]’ if you’re a bad guy and make the mistake of meeting with him. I would imagine old Sean isn’t too happy that he was given some credit for the Mexican authorities finding El Chapo. He might want to watch his back for the foreseeable future.

[ETL]

Penn Hangs Again With Pal Chavez:
http://www.newser.com/story/40507/penn-hangs-again-with-pal-chavez.html
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Sean Penn Applauds as Venezuela's Chavez Bashes Bush:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291855,00.html
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From National Public Radio (NPR):
August 29, 2006
"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has been visiting countries such as China, Iran and Russia as part of an effort to build a 'strategic alliance' of interests not beholden to the United States. He considers the United States his arch enemy.":
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5729764
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From CBS-News:
July 29, 2006
"Chavez pledged that his country would 'stay by Iran at any time and under any condition,' state television reported. Ahmadinejad said he saw in Chavez a kindred spirit." "'We do not have any limitation in cooperation,' Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying. 'Iran and Venezuela are next to each other and supporters of each other. Chavez is a source of a progressive and revolutionary current in South America and his stance in restricting imperialism is tangible.'":
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/29/world/main1847331.shtml
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Venezuela's Chavez welcomes Russian warships
Nov 25, 2008
LA GUAIRA, Venezuela -- Russian warships arrived off Venezuela's coast Tuesday in a show of strength aimed at the United States as Moscow seeks to expand its influence in Latin America. The deployment is the first of its kind in the Caribbean since the Cold War and was timed to coincide with President Dmitry Medvedev's visit to Caracas -- the first ever by a Russian president.
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%22Venezuela%27s+Chavez+welcomes+Russian+warships%22&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz2
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More Yahoo search results for Russia and Venezuela connections:
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0geu_X30pZJCJEAfCtXNyoA?p=Russia+Venezuela+bombers+tanks+arms&y=Search&fr=404_news

[mkjessup]

"Dead Man Walking RUNNING"

[TangoLimaSierra]

Pawn Penn

[ETL]

"We are creating a new world, a balanced world. A new world order, a multipolar world," Chavez told reporters during a visit to Communist China, one of many. His "new world order" includes [RUSSIA], China, Iran,... and a significantly weakened United States, he explained.

Resurgent Communism in Latin America
by Alex Newman, March 16, 2010:
http://www.thenewamerican.com/index.php/world-mainmenu-26/south-america-mainmenu-37/3122-resurgent-communism-in-latin-america?tmpl=component&print=1&layout=default&page=
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From the Russian News and Information Agency:
July 27, 2006
"'I am determined to expand relations with Russia,' Chavez, known as an outspoken critic of what he calls the United States' unilateralism, told the Russian leader, adding that his determination stemmed from their shared vision of the global order.":
http://en.rian.ru/russia/20060727/51913498.html

"We are creating a new world, a balanced world. A new world order, a multipolar world," Chavez told reporters during a visit to Communist China, one of many. His "new world order" includes [RUSSIA], China, Iran,... and a significantly weakened United States, he explained.

Resurgent Communism in Latin America
by Alex Newman, March 16, 2010:
http://www.thenewamerican.com/index.php/world-mainmenu-26/south-america-mainmenu-37/3122-resurgent-communism-in-latin-america?tmpl=component&print=1&layout=default&page=
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From the Russian News and Information Agency:
July 27, 2006
"'I am determined to expand relations with Russia,' Chavez, known as an outspoken critic of what he calls the United States' unilateralism, told the Russian leader, adding that his determination stemmed from their shared vision of the global order.":
http://en.rian.ru/russia/20060727/51913498.html

[aynrandfreak]

wife beater (look it up)

[Cyman]

El Culo

[Rusty0604]

Pendejo.

[null and void]

Pawn Penn

Winner.

Mongo just Penn in game of life...

[PGalt]

Sean “El Presidente” Penn. Help making the world drug free and gun free. Penn for President.

We came, we interviewed, he was captured alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y

A Penn and a microphone. Keeping the world safe for democracy. HOORAY Sean

[Leaning Right]

Backtothe Penn

[madrastex]

Penn the Punk
Pinko Penn
Phew Penn