1 posted on
11/23/2015 8:06:46 AM PST by
rdl6989
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To: rdl6989
crashes a ship into Scotland , good one ,he’d never live it down if he missed
To: rdl6989
At the risk of being accused of stereotyping, why was he not drinking vodka?
4 posted on
11/23/2015 8:10:08 AM PST by
AlaskaErik
(I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
To: rdl6989
Scotland is a lot bigger than his ship ...
5 posted on
11/23/2015 8:10:24 AM PST by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: rdl6989
At least HE has an excuse for HIS screw up. What is “O’s” excuse
6 posted on
11/23/2015 8:13:40 AM PST by
SMARTY
("What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one's self. "M. Stirner)
To: rdl6989
That’ll leave a mahk eh? (Insert Aussie accent)
7 posted on
11/23/2015 8:13:57 AM PST by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
To: rdl6989
His insurance rates are gonna be murder!
To: rdl6989
“I need more rum - those blokes are wearing skirts!”
10 posted on
11/23/2015 8:17:02 AM PST by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: rdl6989
Half liter? That wouldn’t phase any Ruskie I’ve known.
11 posted on
11/23/2015 8:17:35 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(Hey Pope Francis- The Gospels are not Matthew, Marx, Luke and John.)
To: rdl6989
At least he wasn’t on the radio warning Scotland to alter course.
13 posted on
11/23/2015 8:17:52 AM PST by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: rdl6989
Drunk Russian sailor
Is there any other kind?
14 posted on
11/23/2015 8:18:28 AM PST by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
To: rdl6989
Is there such a thing as a Super Duper DWI?
18 posted on
11/23/2015 8:22:00 AM PST by
TYVets
To: rdl6989
Isn’t drunk Russian redundant?
19 posted on
11/23/2015 8:22:13 AM PST by
BRL
To: rdl6989
“Full speed” prolly 18 or so knots.
21 posted on
11/23/2015 8:25:35 AM PST by
exnavy
(good gun control: two hands, one shot, one kill.)
To: rdl6989
“It just jumped right out in front of me!”
22 posted on
11/23/2015 8:26:02 AM PST by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: rdl6989
Old joke, reworked:
Russian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Scotsman: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Russian: This is the chief officer of the Russian ship Lysblink Seaways. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Scotsman: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Russian: This is a 7,000-ton ship, moving at full speed! For both our safeties, I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north.
Scotsman: This is the coast of Scotland. Your call.
23 posted on
11/23/2015 8:26:07 AM PST by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: rdl6989
It wasn’t Vodka so he didn’t realize what he was doing.
25 posted on
11/23/2015 8:28:03 AM PST by
OrangeHoof
(SECEDE TEXAS!! If not now, when?)
To: rdl6989
His remarks are “Scotland was to his Port side and obligated to give Right of Way!”.
26 posted on
11/23/2015 8:28:14 AM PST by
GOYAKLA
(One wins, when getting more than even!)
To: rdl6989
At least he didn’t sink Scotland or cause it to capsize.
27 posted on
11/23/2015 8:28:39 AM PST by
Scrambler Bob
(Using 4th keyboard due to wearing out the "/" and "s" on the previous 3)
To: rdl6989
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
My Dad was WWII Navy and loved that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
30 posted on
11/23/2015 8:31:45 AM PST by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
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“A breath test taken by the chief officer a few hours after the accident found his breath alcohol at 2.71 mg/ml — almost eight times the UK limit for professional seafarers. (The blood alcohol content would be 0.27 in U.S. terminology.)”
Just D A R N !!
31 posted on
11/23/2015 8:32:43 AM PST by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read)
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