[Leaning Right]

Old joke, reworked:

Russian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Scotsman: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Russian: This is the chief officer of the Russian ship Lysblink Seaways. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Scotsman: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Russian: This is a 7,000-ton ship, moving at full speed! For both our safeties, I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north.
Scotsman: This is the coast of Scotland. Your call.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Did he go to Geico?