“Moschino Barbie is so fierce!, the boy yells before placing a designer purse on the doll’s arm.”
My god...(holding head in hands, shaking it slowly from side to side)
My son spent much of his childhood tormenting his sisters by doing things to their Barbie dolls,such as putting them face down in the toilet...but he really hated the odious “Ken,” who in my opinion was probably every girl’s best gay friend. That’s okay, because a gay guy can can make wonderful friend for a woman but but he’s not a boyfriend.
I know flushing Barbie isn’t a good thing, but my son didn’t turn out to be a psychotic killer and is quite a normal Navy vet so all is well. I would have been much more bothered had he been picking out purses for his sisters’ Barbies.