Posted on 11/16/2015 10:21:54 AM PST by conservative98
Push a button and the breasts retract and a penis appears. I’m sure it will be a hit.
When I was a boy, my sister had Barbie dolls. I would have played with them too if they were any fun. But they did not seem to be fun. All my sister ever did with them was change their clothes and brush their hair. That seemed boring to me. On the other hand, my sister always played with my toys. That's because they were fun.
So what I'm saying is that maybe Barbie dolls aren't fun for anybody. Maybe this is just one big marketing scam being played on all the girls.
Marlo Thomas has a lot to answer for. Anyone else out there remember “Free to be you and me” and “William wants a doll”?
The "boy" has a blond Mohawk with red highlights. The gay boy not only "born that way", he is born with a gay hair style..
The "boy" is acting like a drag queen with stereotypical gay gestures such head sways and the way he holds the purse with just his index finger and thumb while extending his pinky like the Queen drinking afternoon tea. Because he is born that way.
According to the Urban Dictionary, "Fierce" is gay slang for "exceptional quality". The gay boy not only "born that way", he is born with the gay slang vocabulary.
The camera goes close-up on his hand when he puts the purse on the Barbie. The "boy" puts the purse on the doll with a deliberate limp wristed grip.
This is like some kind of caricature. It is not saying its okay for a seven year old to be gay, it is saying a gay seven year old acts like Nathan Lane.
This kid is to homosexuality what Buckwheat was to African Americans. The left and gay community should be outraged. Instead the degenerate left is cheering this, as is, apparently, gay society.
I really do not get it.
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95”.
The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.
ROTFLOL
Boy -- check
Girl -- check
Negro -- check
White (optional) -- check
Asian -- [uh-oh]
FAIL
My younger brother got angry with me once, and suddenly my Barbie dolls went missing. We found them all... hanged naked, upside down, in an attic closet. He turned out to be a great guy, too, but we still laugh about that day. LOL.
Madge? I had a Midge.
Great insights.
[Madge? I had a Midge]
She WAS Midge.
That’s one of the first Barbie’s I had. I read they remade her as PJ, whom I loved.
Pete Townsend’s personal history maybe.
I would call that feminist supremacy.
From Wikipedia:
. The song was originally intended to be a part of a rock opera called ‘Quads’ which was to be set in the future where parents can choose the sex of their children. The idea was later scrapped, but this song survived and was later released as a single.
The song is about a family who “order” four girls, but a mistake is made and three girls and one boy are delivered instead. The boy dreams of partaking in sports and other boy-type activities, but his mother forces him to act like his sisters and refuses to believe the truth (Thereby the refrain “I’m a boy, I’m a boy, but my Mum won’t admit it...”.)
It ain’t gonna fly, Orville!
Wow, Mattle...what will be next. A crossdressing Ken doll or Skippy (Barbie’s little sister) new ‘friend’, Moe Lester?
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