Strategy for watching the CBS Democrat debate tonight: Don’t do it. Instead, you can…

Zionists4Trump.com ^ | 11/14/2015 | Zionists 4 Trump

[Ziva]

ALERT FOR TONIGHT'S DNC DEBATE!

Do not watch the debate on CBS, which is a 9pm EST, lasting two hours. Watch it later online if you must. Please do this for for the sake of keeping Dem ratings DOWN!

The debate will air on CBS and stream for free at www.cbsnews.com/live/. No cable subscription is necessary. CBS will also air the debate on its radio affiliates, meaning anyone with network TV, radio or Internet access can take it in.

The point is to make the Democrats' debate have low ratings. Watch it online later. Or better yet, listen to it on the radio over the air (not through the internet.) Anything done through the internet can be counted, but you are totally anonymous with broadcast radio.

Some friends have suggested some alternative activities to the Democrat debate:

1. garage cleanup,
2. clean the cat’s litter box,
3. evacuating the dog’s anal glands,
4. baseball and hockey,
5. split firewood,
6. eating a bowl of ice cream with shaved Taliban beards mixed in,
7. watch reruns of The Jack Benny Show,
8. sort my socks (see featured picture),
9. be in my wood shop. Pine is far more entertaining than a stage of wooden dummies.
10. There’s some paint not drying fast enough. I need to keep an eye on it.
11. In my town you can go to City Hall to support a friend of mine who is seeking permission to open an indoor pistol and rifle target range.
12. Shoelaces need ironing...Maybe the socks as well, I better check.
13. I'd rather come over and clean your litter box than watch it.

[Cementjungle]

There was a line in some movie that came out a year or so... I forget which one, but I loved the line:

"I'd rather stay home and count the wrinkles on my dog's balls".

[Future Snake Eater]

I like how I have to hope that the GOP debate is on a channel I can watch, even online, but the Dems get it on CBS. Must be nice.

[Trailerpark Badass]

1. Load ammo

[PIF]

Read a book and fall asleep.

[MUDDOG]

I like Dylan Thomas reciting “Fern Hill”, but it’s so powerful it might upset Otto.

[MayflowerMadam]

“Evacuating the dog’s anal glands?”

Never had a dog, but this issue with cats is seriously disgusting and odoriferous. That’s why God made veterinarians.

[Carl Vehse]

The Demonicrat Debate will consist of fawning questions, lies, deceit, and treason.

[OldSmaj]

I have some paint that I need to watch while it dries.

I have no interest in a CBS-fueled love-fest for the Hildebeest.

And that's all it will be.

[OldSmaj]

Evacuating the dog’s anal glands?

About the equivalent of looking at Hitlery's face while she spews her damned lies and crap.

In fact, it would probably be more stimulating.

[jennings2004]

No, no, no, Per Salon, it’s because of the hatred generated by “rightwingers” like you and me, dont’cha know?

[duffee]

Arkansas/LSU or read. I learned years ago to not watch democrat debates or listen to their speeches or any other asinine, inane, bull crap.

[Yaelle]

It is essential to know what many Americans will be seeing and hearing as fact. We have to work and live with these people and we need to know how to set them right.

We should watch.

[SaxxonWoods]

Is there some Liberal site where they will live-blog it and snarl at each other and trash all the candidates?

[sheana]

We take our mutt to the vet to have a pedicure And a butt squeeze. Lol

[ElainaVer]

I love to decorate early, too. Tree is up and decorated . . with the Christmas Train running around the tree . . nonstop . . when our Grandsons are here. I love this time of year when Love is in the Air.

[SamAdams76]

For me, it stretches out the season. Too many people never get a chance to enjoy Christmas because they are so stressed out with trying to do a million things at once.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

There’s bound to be an old Jimmy Stewart movie on one of these channels...

[AZLiberty]

Twice on the CBS online feed, there have been commercials for “Pseudo Bulbar Affect Disease”, which can produce uncontrollable laughing (or crying). Is this a dig at Cackling Cankles?

[Randy Larsen]

5-6+ lbs London Broil

1/2 cup soy sauce

1/2 cup Worcestershire sauce

1 Tbls Garlic powder

1 Tbls Onion powder

2 Tbls Ground Black Pepper

1 Tbls Kosher salt
2 Cups water

Slice meat 1/4” and marinade in mixture for 2-5 days.

Load into dehydrator or oven dry until the texture you like. usually overnight in dehydrator, 6-8 hours in the oven

This doesn’t have any insta-cure so store in plastic bag and eat within a week(That is the easiest part).

[AZLiberty]

As CBS went to break, Hillary started cackling. And then the “Pseudo Bulbar Affect” commercial came on for the third time.