Is she a member of the Reformed Alfredan sect, or an Orthodox Marinaran?
“Is she a member of the Reformed Alfredan sect, or an Orthodox Marinaran?”
I have no idea.
However, given that she is wearing a METAL colander, and not one of the newer, cooler, silicon ones, and has wide hips, I’d guess that she is a Fundamental Macaroniist.
What ever you do, DON’T show her your noodle!