“Is she a member of the Reformed Alfredan sect, or an Orthodox Marinaran?”
I have no idea.
However, given that she is wearing a METAL colander, and not one of the newer, cooler, silicon ones, and has wide hips, I’d guess that she is a Fundamental Macaroniist.
So her, “Hymn to the Ched-Ahr” is in very good taste, no doubt.