[tacticalogic]

I am heading back to the mountains. They don’t want to give us a try. My 79 year old mom always packs heat and she knows how to use it and so do her friends. Bring on those little AK’s, we got something to handle em.

When someone makes a crack about "rednecks" I tell them we've got people that can kill you from a mile away with a pumpkin. Don't piss us off.

[Foundahardheadedwoman]

‘When someone makes a crack about “rednecks” I tell them we’ve got people that can kill you from a mile away with a pumpkin. Don’t piss us off.’

In the old days we used to call deer slugs ‘pumpkin balls’.
I’m thinking 30.06 or 308, don’t believe the AK quite has the range. Ruger Redhawk revolver 44 mag with 7 and a quarter inch barrel, I can hit a target at 400 yards. I also have a witness. I didn’t think I could do it either but you can and I did.

[Joe 6-pack]

"When someone makes a crack about "rednecks" I tell them we've got people that can kill you from a mile away with a pumpkin. Don't piss us off."

Easy with a flaming pumpkin trebuchet.