[Joe 6-pack]

"When someone makes a crack about "rednecks" I tell them we've got people that can kill you from a mile away with a pumpkin. Don't piss us off."

Easy with a flaming pumpkin trebuchet.

[Foundahardheadedwoman]

I want one of those air operated cannons. They seem to have one that will throw a bowling ball 2 miles. I noticed that one of the cannons was sponsored by the Victory Brewing Co. Seems to take a lot of know how and beer to build of these things.