Posted on 11/07/2015 5:16:31 PM PST by Drew68
Who the hell are "Glenn Sutton" and "Genarlo Lawhorn", anyway, the Oracle at Delphi? Two urine-soaked winos looking for a rest room? Our hard-hitting journalists neglect to say. Maybe they were too undercover to ask.
This is satire, right?
“exually explicit and tabloid magazines are kept on the top shelves of stores to keep them out of sight of precious young children,”
The last I saw those were eye-level to the kid sitting in the shopping cart seat at the checkout.
EXACTLY !!!
***Peter Sellers in a Pink Panther movie wearing a slouch hat and trench coat going “undercover” to find these magazines. ***
More like Woody Allen trying to buy a copy placed between two intellectual magazines.
“HEY CHARLIE! WHAT’S THE PRICE OF THIS MAGAZINE!”
CHARLIE: “What magazine!”
“ORGASM!”
Charlie: WHAT?”
‘ORGASM!”
Too bad I wasn't alive yet to see what that was like first-hand.
It’s like I went to sleep and am having this nightmare that never stops.
Unless you are posting from the great beyond, you’re living in the time when people still exist who think putting liberals in cages is a bad idea. ;)
And who here doesn’t have a secret stash of Hoppe’s no. 9 original formula with Benzene, for aroma therapy. It always cleared my thinking, lol.
I have a theory other than Existential Cage Theory. It’s that at some point mid 90s as best as I can figure it, one of two events occured.
1: Some star-Trekian spacetime rift occurred and we ended up in a Spock’s Beard universe where everything is backwards and upside down and logic refuses to function.
2: The Apocalypse/Trib/rapture happened. We were found wanting and actually ARE in hell.
One of these is true. I am not sure which.
Horrible example of Avionics porn, I’ve been there, lol. I feel for you brother.
There are, theoretically, infinite universes, based on the outcome of infinite events (a butterfly moves. A grain of sand falls off a rock).
Some of those events are people making decisions.
I believe we are in this universe, this horrible terrible universe, because of the bad decisions *I* have made.
You guys happen to be along for the ride.
Sorry folks. I am so very sorry.
Somewhere, there is a universe where I made good decisions, and in that universe, President Cruz and Vice President Palin have the Republican nomination in the bag for their second term.
Actually Laz, we are in this universe where a lot of us made bad moves so you can’t hog the credit. The difference is some of us stopped electing our problems and finding creative excuses.
And some didn’t.
I guess you gotta be in the biz, but that’s absolutely beautiful. (Sniff!) Pray none of those little guys goes bad because the guy who will have to cut into the bundle is gonna be suicidal.
I’m only 30 years old.
But a mag displaying homo sexuals in the act are fine
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