Posted on 11/01/2015 12:30:41 PM PST by Forgotten Amendments
Happy Halloween! It's that time of year when your neighbors are secretly unwrapping candy, brushing lollipops with poison, and inserting razor blades into Snickers bars!
Actually, while it may be a holiday tradition view your neighbors as psychopaths who patiently wait for the one day of the year to kill the local kids, in fact no child has ever been killed by a stranger's poisoned candy. Ever. But facts don't stop fear. Here are three ways in which our misguided terror on Halloween is killing all the fun.
Don't Go Outside
Parents are so scared of letting their kids roam free, that—no joke—there's a trend called "Trunk or Treat." Cars gather in a circle and kids go from one trunk to the next to grab candy, as if walking in a circle in a parking lot and collecting sugar is the whole point of the holiday. Sugar is important, but so is going outside on your own with your friends.
Some towns are so scared of the holiday that they've placed curfews on trick or treating. It's medieval. It's as if they really believe the ghouls come out at night.
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1. We got zero trick-or-treaters. On a practical matter, we are stuck with a bunch of candy that we dare not eat, but probably will.
2. It's just sad. I loved seeing the little kids every year. It's about the only time I get to see them happy. The rest of the time, it's usually watching them get off the school bus, head down, lugging a backpack full of homework, and just flat out miserable. Now, the grownups have to regiment most of the fun out of Haloween.
The more I think about it, the madder I get.
You could donate it to the local church - they’ll give it away for Christmas, Easter, etc.
Shoot. Ah, well. Next year will be here soon enough.
Just part of the larger trend: people lacking trust in others.
When I was a kid, my best Halloween involved walking a winding path which eventually reached a point 2 miles from home. Walking back home was hard because my bag was so full of candy. I’m guessing I was about 9 years old. The world has totally changed since then.
“your neighbors are secretly unwrapping candy, brushing lollipops with poison, and inserting razor blades into Snickers bars!”
No doubt there is too much paranoia and overreaction out there. That said, it can’t be denied that wierdos and sickos seem to be on the increase.
By telling their children they ate all of their Halloween candy?
One year, in four hours, I was able to get two paper grocery bags full of candy (with one stop at home to drop the first bag). I was 9 or 10 at the time. It, however, required strategy and hard work to pull off (probably about 6-7 miles of walking).
We got one group of kids last night (with their ‘rents). Very sad as I have such great memories of Halloween night as a kid. We got chased occasionally by bigger kids trying to steal our candy, but hey thats life.
Yet Obama has assured me this country is far safer now than ever, so that gives me great comfort...(yeah right)
This is the guy who ruined Halloween in 1974. I actually remember this happening, and I was just a wee snipe.
What surprised me this year was the number of teenagers-—yes, TEENAGERS!—who had parents with them!! The parents didn’t come to the door, and weren’t in costume, but still...
If my parents insisted on accompanying me when I was a teenager I would’ve died of embarrassment and not gone trick or treating at all!
Weird!!
It's called Purim.
"Seem to be" on the increase and "are" on the increase are two different things.
Fact is, they aren't.
Cute. One of my grandsons is nine.
Your story proves what I told my parents and they wouldn’t believe me, “it was uphill both ways”
Teenagers shouldn’t be trick or treating at all. My rule here is that the kid must be shorter than my front gate. But it doesn’t matter anymore, as I haven’t seen trick or treaters in my neighborhood for 5+ years. I thought we’d get some this year, since we’ve had a few families move in with young kids, but no dice. At 7 I turned off the light and put the candy in the freezer. It probably has to do with those child molester flyers we get in the mailbox at least once a month, and 9 out of 10 of them are Hispanic. (Explain this to me...a nearby apartment complex lets these pedos move in there. There are two elementary schools within 4 blocks each way, and a bus stop right across the street from where they live.)
I remember that one. Poisoned his own kids pixie sticks or something.
The trick or treating really dropped off after the Tylenol poisoning though (for some reason).
Even though I live in one of the most densely populated cities in an area with well over a 90% occupancy rate, we get very few children at our house and never have in the fourteen years we have been here.
Part of it is the way the street is situated. We have a street that enters ours two doors down and across the road making a pointed corner. The flow of walking naturally has people cutting the corner and missing our house. That means we buy s couple dozen full size Malley’s Bars and those that get to us, get a nice treat!
That being said, yesterday in our neighborhood we had a smaller than normal showing. It was beautiful weather wise, but it was also a Saturday so lots of people where at parties and relatives houses.
My parents live a block away and my sister about five blocks away and they are always swamped with a couple hundred kids a year. We are lucky to get 20 and my sister two blocks from me gets fewer than a dozen. She also buys a box of Malley’s Bars to give out.
None the less we took our kids out and they scored big time. Even going on only three streets.
We had a ton of kids. Got rid of most of our candy including some left from last year. Mostly kids over ten though and all out in groups with parents tagging along. We have lots of kids on our block ages three to eight and few of them were out. Didn’t expect a few of them to come by because we had commented at a neighborhood gathering earlier in the year that they and their children needed to speak English and not Spanish. LOL
We had only a handful on our street but I kept the light off cause we had nothing to give out.
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