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In the Zombie World, Only the Conservative Survive
National Review ^ | October 3, 2015 | David French

Posted on 10/18/2015 3:12:32 PM PDT by Drew68

The Obama era is the era of the zombie. It is a strange irony that the politician of “hope and change” has presided over a pop-culture world dominated by shuffling, moaning, undead cannibals who mindlessly rule a post-government apocalyptic landscape. In theaters, we’ve seen zombie blockbusters, zombie comedies, and even sweet zombie romances. But the zombie colossus, the rotting king of this macabre world, is AMC’s The Walking Dead franchise.

The Walking Dead (TWD to fans) is rewriting the rules of television. Shows aren’t supposed to keep getting more popular every year, year after year. TWD does. Basic cable isn’t supposed to beat broadcast channels in the ratings. TWD rules the ratings in the key demographics. And in the era of targeted television, where the universally loved “water-cooler show” — the one that everyone talks about at work — was thought to be a thing of the past, TWD is appointment viewing for young and old, Left and Right. Its characters have reached first-name status with the American people.

And TWD is now replicating itself. In August AMC debuted its TWD spinoff, Fear the Walking Dead (let’s just call it Fear). Ratings were spectacular, breaking records for basic cable and once again dominating the broadcast networks. Fear begins slightly before TWD, so where TWD started after the apocalypse — with the lead character, Rick Grimes, waking up from a coma in a desolate, bloody hospital ward — Fear viewers get to watch the apocalypse happen in real time.

And make no mistake, the end is coming. The show begins in an atmosphere of dread. Helicopters constantly hover overhead. Sirens are omnipresent. One gets the feeling that something is happening, but the public is largely oblivious. The first zombies pop up in heroin shooting galleries, and when police are filmed gunning down an undead aggressor — filling it full of holes until the final, fatal “kill shot” to the head — the public assumes it’s an act of brutality, not self-defense. No one believes the impossible (as no one would), so characters do incandescently stupid things, like investigating abandoned churches in the middle of the night, armed only with a flashlight.

But they’ll wake up to the terrifying reality soon enough — and that’s when the genre’s inherent conservatism kicks in. In fact, zombie fiction may be the most conservative fiction of all, drawing its dramatic energy from three principles every good Republican should understand: The government is incompetent and prone to collapse under pressure; the person who survives is the person who either knows how to shoot or learns quickly; and even when cities are overrun with undead, a living man is still the most dangerous animal of all.

If government is — to borrow Barney Frank’s memorable definition — the “name we give to the things we choose to do together,” then in zombie fiction like TWD, the things everyone chooses to do together include panicking, lying, and displaying breathtaking incompetence. To be fair, zombie fiction would be boring indeed if the first undead outbreak were promptly squashed by a squad of bureaucrats from the Centers for Disease Control. Yet even relatively government-friendly fiction, such as the bestselling book World War Z, features a series of catastrophic mistakes before the ship of state finally rights itself. In brief, in zombie world, the man who relies on the government for his safety will be zombie chow in short order.

So who lives? Well, it’s not Pajama Boy. In zombieland, there are three kinds of people: those who know how to use guns, those who learn how to use guns, and zombies. At the beginning of TWD there were a few characters who stubbornly clung to their pre-apocalypse fear and hatred of firearms. Those people are now dead. Yes, one can learn to use other weapons. TWD’s beloved Daryl — the most admired redneck in television history — uses a crossbow as his weapon of choice, while his friend Michonne is adept with the katana, but the gun is still king. (How beloved is Daryl? There are millions of TWD fans who begin every episode with aching concern for his safety. If the show killed him off, cities might burn.)

Oh, and the zombie universe has no use for idealism. Indeed, TWD has made a cottage industry of finding and destroying tiny post-apocalyptic utopias. Season 2 wrecked an idyllic farm, where a family hoped to ride out the crisis. In Season 3, the fortress town of Woodbury — led by a homicidal maniac called The Governor — is the scene of a bloodbath. The list could go on. The utopias fail because living people are far more dangerous than the zombies themselves. They kill through naïveté and wishful thinking, and they kill through sheer bloody-mindedness. The groups that survive are the ones whose members understand that trust is hard-earned and there is no such thing as a “safe space.” In other words, man is fallen, and you either remember that fact or you die.

Yet despite these premises, the Left loves this show. Read Huffington Post or Salon or virtually any other lefty site that follows pop culture, and they’re dissecting TWD, breaking down and analyzing episodes with loving care. The Left even tries to import identity politics into the show, pitching online fits when black characters are killed off disproportionately, demanding to see more gay survivors, and generally carping until the cast is as diverse as an Ivy League recruiting brochure. But none of these complaints touch the fundamental, underlying conservative realities. It’s as if painting a battleship in rainbow colors could fool the Left into thinking it isn’t a machine of war.

Where are the think pieces demanding to know why the government failed so miserably? Where’s the 8,000-word essay describing how Cambridge, Mass., would ride out the storm with technocratic efficiency while Mississippi crackers would aimlessly wander around the Delta, munching on each other? Why are there no real challenges to the lack of trust on the show, to the inevitable revelation that idealism is the path to the grave?

Yes, TWD, Fear, and the rest of the zombie universe is fiction, but even zombie fiction isn’t plausible or enjoyable unless it’s grounded in some perceived reality of humanity and human nature. Perhaps it’s time for a bit of self-reflection from liberal zombie fans. Why is it so darn believable that the government would go belly-up so quickly? Why do you watch these shows, sometimes even yelling at the screens when characters are too trusting, too naïve? Perhaps experience has taught you some things about human nature that you’re not quite ready to import into your politics. There’s nothing new about conflicts between experience and politics.

Charles Murray, in his book Coming Apart, marveled at the extent to which prosperous “blue” families live lives marked by traditional morality — intact, faithful, mother-father families — all the while applauding sexual-revolution mores and ethics. In other words, they live values they refuse to espouse.

When liberals watch the government collapse, they’re watching with their last trip to the DMV in mind, or their frustrating encounters with public schools, or — heaven forbid — any form of contact with the Department of Veterans Affairs. When they watch the utopias burn, they’re seeing the will to power in their own colleagues, the way that even like-minded people will so quickly turn on all but their closest friends (and sometimes even their closest friends) when they sense the possibility of personal advantage. When they roll their eyes at characters who can’t or won’t use guns, they’re . . . well, then they’re just using common sense. Even the editorial board of the Village Voice knows you don’t walk through a zombie herd without an assault rifle and — yes — a high-capacity magazine.

It is said that the facts of life are conservative. And so are the facts of fiction — especially zombie fiction. So, if you can handle the gore, watch The Walking Dead unreservedly. You’ll find that its diverse cast is governed by an unseen code: Live by conservatism, die by liberalism, and the only way you give up your Smith & Wesson is if someone pries it from your rotting, zombified hand.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: shtf; thewalkingdead; twd; walkingdead; zombie; zombieapacolypse; zombies
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A lot of zombie threads lately. A lot of FReepers wondering why zombies and shows about zombies are so popular here.
1 posted on 10/18/2015 3:12:32 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: ConjunctionJunction

Ping.

Hadn’t seen this posted here yet.


2 posted on 10/18/2015 3:13:40 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Drew68

As I said on my thread (”An Infomercial for Rush Limbaugh’s Undeniable Truth of Life #6”, http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3349989/posts), “Walking Dead” shows that hashtags and good intentions and speeches do not effect change. Action effects change-—specifically, the act of killing the zombies and keeping your party safe.


3 posted on 10/18/2015 3:16:34 PM PDT by LS (YSess"Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually" (Hendrix))
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To: Drew68

because rightwingers have guns and you cant fight zombies by talking to them or having peace signs...


4 posted on 10/18/2015 3:18:16 PM PDT by max americana (fired every liberal in our company at every election cycle..and laughed at their faces (true story))
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To: virgil283; Valpal1; APatientMan; CatherineofAragon; LibertarianLiz; Radagast the Fool; shotgun; ...
Walking Dead ping!

Please let me know if you'd like on or off The Walking Dead ping list.



5 posted on 10/18/2015 3:19:46 PM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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To: Drew68

6 posted on 10/18/2015 3:25:57 PM PDT by McGruff (Trump-Cruz 2016. Make America Great Again.)
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To: Drew68

Local folks here call the every-growing “homeless” population of crazy people, drug addicts and bums “zombies” or “Obamazombies” (since they first started appearing once Obama was elected). And they are increasingly violent and abusive, so we know first-hand about zombie world. People are quite fed up about it actually.


7 posted on 10/18/2015 3:27:48 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Drew68

Because competent masculine white men have been banned from modern pop culture. It is forbidden.

Daryl and Jon Snow are the biggest stars in the world because they were accidentally overlooked. The simply slipped through the cracks.


8 posted on 10/18/2015 3:28:49 PM PDT by The Toll
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To: max americana

Pretty much like Andrea did. Instead of trying to get the pliers all she did was talk and talk knowing full well the dude was going to turn.


9 posted on 10/18/2015 3:29:35 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: Drew68

In Fear the Walking Dead the dad is against guns...hope he’s offed soon. The old guy tried to teach the son how to use the gun. Hope they both survive.


10 posted on 10/18/2015 3:30:20 PM PDT by RginTN
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To: Drew68
Zombies represent our society's repressed (and due) fear of Mohammedans.

I'm open to other theories, but they sure have a lot in common with ISIS and Al Qaeda.

11 posted on 10/18/2015 3:31:55 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: Drew68

And zombies don’t care if you have a “Coexist” bumper sticker or a Rainbow flag in your yard.


12 posted on 10/18/2015 3:39:33 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (American Jobs for American Workers.)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

I merely look at the obsession with Zombies as glorification of the culture of death.... same thing with ISIS and other terrorist groups. It is a fascination with the macabre rather than interest in what is good and beautiful.


13 posted on 10/18/2015 3:50:27 PM PDT by longfellowsmuse (last of the living nomads)
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To: Drew68

What the hell is a zombie?


14 posted on 10/18/2015 3:55:26 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Patriot Babe
Pretty much like Andrea did. Instead of trying to get the pliers all she did was talk and talk knowing full well the dude was going to turn.

Andrea was the perfect example. Prior to the ZA, she was a civil rights lawyer. Constantly trying to find the good in people (i.e. the Governor) would be her downfall.

15 posted on 10/18/2015 3:55:58 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: ConjunctionJunction

Ha! Didn’t know there was a ping list for TWD.

Watched seasons 1 - 5 over the past couple of months. Got 6 - 1 Wednesday.

Will watch my first episode with commercials tonight.

Add me!


16 posted on 10/18/2015 3:58:55 PM PDT by PeteB570 ( Islam is the sea in which the Terrorist Shark swims. The deeper the sea the larger the shark.)
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To: dalereed

A zombie is a soulless corpse resurrected by witchcraft that hunts down and murders others hence creating more zombies...


17 posted on 10/18/2015 4:00:08 PM PDT by longfellowsmuse (last of the living nomads)
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To: ConjunctionJunction
Please let me know if you'd like on or off The Walking Dead ping list.

I'm guessing your ping list is getting bigger. I've noticed episode threads seem to regularly exceed 200 posts.

18 posted on 10/18/2015 4:00:19 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: PeteB570

You’ve been added!


19 posted on 10/18/2015 4:08:18 PM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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To: LS

Not just killing the zombies. But killing them in the best manner possible given your current situation. Ie keeping noise down. Ie not wasting valuable limited resources unnecessarily.


20 posted on 10/18/2015 4:08:30 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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