[cripplecreek]

Parents were working in the oil business eh?

Well no wonder he’s so evil. /s

[FourPeas]

They tell us whom they fear.

[fatnotlazy]

I guess Josh Earnest failed geography in school.

[bert]

in rebuttal there is this.....

Those Canadians sure do try to get along with everyone!
Before You put your Camel to Bed
...
An Insightful Observation of Tolerance
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
“I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”

“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, ‘The Turban Cowboy’, and the other, a topless bar, would be called ‘You Mecca Me Hot’.”

“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called ‘Iraq of Ribs’.”
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called ‘Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret’, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called ‘Morehammered’.”

“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.

And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.

[Zuse]

The only Indonesian joke I know got elected president of the USA.

[DiogenesLamp]

Watch it, eh? Dems take turns cracking Canada jokes at Ted Cruz' expense

This is exactly what I said they would do, and the media will take it up as well should he win the nomination.

They give Obutthole a pass, but they will not give one of ours a pass.

[RginTN]

Lefty birthers.

[kaehurowing]

What a bunch of hosers.

[glorgau]

Cruz is from Cuban stock. why don’t they crack hispanic jokes?

Oh yeah, Canada is bland and safe.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Here's one of my favorite Canadians (Cobie Smulders)

[McGruff]

on Thursday, White House spokesman Josh Earnest invoked Cruz again as he celebrated his hometown Kansas City Royals reaching the American League Championship Series where they will face the Toronto Blue Jays.

“I certainly was pleased to see the Royals advance by defeating the Houston Astros last night, and they're ready to take on Ted Cruz’s other hometown team, the Toronto Blue Jays, next,” Earnest said to laughter from the press corps.

Ted getting the Trump treatment. He should be happy he is. They must fear him also.