Posted on 10/08/2015 8:49:48 AM PDT by Biggirl
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Fax Rush at: 212-445-3963,
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My fellow citizenskis, I come with a heavy heart to explain why I have had to intervene in Syria. Syria has been an ally of Mother Russia for years, and the axis of evil, the United States, the EU, and Saudi Arabia have combined with evil capitalist intent to destroy President Assad so that they could build their own natural gas pipeline. Tragically, the Axis of Evil has aligned themselves with violent murderous Islamic fanatics to help overthrow President Assad. The murderous Islamics have been armed with heavy armor, vehicles, and heavy weapons either by "accident" or covert design by the intelligence agencies of the Asis. As a result of our intervention, we have learned that the United States has put forth minimal effort against ISIS. The murders, rapes, and enslavement of Christians and Yazidis falls on the heads of Obama, McConnell, and Boehner. May merciful God call these evil conspirators to account.
Two of the members of the axis of evil, the United States and the EU, are also responsible for the unrest in Ukraine. Again, in the name of profit, may have died to fuel the engine of capitalist greed.
My childrenskis, I have a dream that one day, all God's children will be governed by people who do so out of the content of their character, and not by their political ideology. Pray for the Amerikanskis, that God will remove their evil Satanist rulers.
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Giant PING List.
Congrats For October 8, 2015!
Mr. Putin just had a birthday yesterday. The “little trip” into Syria was a birthday gift!
Mark Steyn filling in again today.
He is? Thought I have heard that Rush was coming today?
Thank You!
Just went to Rush’s website. Got the confirmation. Guess he has a bad cold.
I hope Rush talks about the incident in which a high school called in a SWAT team because a female student wore a gas mask and trench coat to school as a Halloween costume. She faces possible expulsion. (By the way, she had no weapons, real or otherwise.) I wonder if she’ll be invited to the White House? For anyone interested, this story is posted on Drudge.
Steyn again.
Or a really good golf outing.
He tweeted it out about 7:30 ET.
I follow Steyn on Twitter, too.
He retweeted me yesterday. :-)
Yay, more Mark Steyn!
The Amish texter?
Cat church?
No, and no.
Shall we take bets on whether he'll be out again tomorrow? ;-)
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