My fellow citizenskis, I come with a heavy heart to explain why I have had to intervene in Syria. Syria has been an ally of Mother Russia for years, and the axis of evil, the United States, the EU, and Saudi Arabia have combined with evil capitalist intent to destroy President Assad so that they could build their own natural gas pipeline. Tragically, the Axis of Evil has aligned themselves with violent murderous Islamic fanatics to help overthrow President Assad. The murderous Islamics have been armed with heavy armor, vehicles, and heavy weapons either by "accident" or covert design by the intelligence agencies of the Asis. As a result of our intervention, we have learned that the United States has put forth minimal effort against ISIS. The murders, rapes, and enslavement of Christians and Yazidis falls on the heads of Obama, McConnell, and Boehner. May merciful God call these evil conspirators to account.
Two of the members of the axis of evil, the United States and the EU, are also responsible for the unrest in Ukraine. Again, in the name of profit, may have died to fuel the engine of capitalist greed.
My childrenskis, I have a dream that one day, all God's children will be governed by people who do so out of the content of their character, and not by their political ideology. Pray for the Amerikanskis, that God will remove their evil Satanist rulers.
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I hope Rush talks about the incident in which a high school called in a SWAT team because a female student wore a gas mask and trench coat to school as a Halloween costume. She faces possible expulsion. (By the way, she had no weapons, real or otherwise.) I wonder if she’ll be invited to the White House? For anyone interested, this story is posted on Drudge.
Steyn again.
Yay, more Mark Steyn!
I think Ben Carson’s response on what people confronted with a killer should do is excellent. Of course they should rush him—then only some of them, maybe only one or two, would be killed. In addition, all teenagers should be trained in martial arts so they have some ability to fight an attacker. That would make them feel less like helpless victims and more like people who can defend themselves.
Hi all...where’s Rush? Busy week I had..