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1 posted on 10/02/2015 6:37:09 AM PDT by markomalley
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You think it’s funny.

Next time I go to Germany I’m bringing my own.
YOU try wiping with 80 grit sandpaper for a month.


2 posted on 10/02/2015 6:39:24 AM PDT by ctdonath2 (The world map will be quite different come 20 January 2017.)
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Can any Brits tell us if they use thin toilet paper because of plumbing systems?


3 posted on 10/02/2015 6:39:30 AM PDT by RummyChick
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It has been a while since I have been there but French TP is awful..........when you could find it!


4 posted on 10/02/2015 6:41:52 AM PDT by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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It has been a while since I have been there but French TP is awful..........when you could find it!


5 posted on 10/02/2015 6:41:52 AM PDT by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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I guess they don’t have a square to spare.


8 posted on 10/02/2015 6:43:26 AM PDT by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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El Cheapo Deluxe hotel one-ply. Not thumbproof...


11 posted on 10/02/2015 6:46:33 AM PDT by W. (I piss on the militant muslims & their horrid koran! GTFO of my America!)
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John Pinette on toilet paper. Funny,funny man.

http://youtu.be/zwpIvE613Dg


14 posted on 10/02/2015 6:56:37 AM PDT by Cyman (We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
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Where’s Sheryl “One Square For Everbody For Everything” Crow when you need her?


15 posted on 10/02/2015 6:58:11 AM PDT by mrsmel (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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The Jets are full of .......The Jets are full of.........


16 posted on 10/02/2015 6:59:34 AM PDT by cincinnati65
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SINGLE PLY, DOUBLE PLY, HUT, HUT!!!


17 posted on 10/02/2015 7:02:24 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Beware the Wisconsin Weasel - GOPe Plan B)
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My father in law used to call English toilet paper John Wayne paper because it was rough, tough and didn’t take —— off of anybody.


18 posted on 10/02/2015 7:03:44 AM PDT by stellaluna
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I think Americans are spoiled by the very high quality of toilet paper available for sale here. Not that many countries sell toilet paper anything like what we have here (maybe Japan and South Korea are the exceptions).


21 posted on 10/02/2015 7:13:28 AM PDT by RayChuang88 (FairTax: America's economic cure)
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I always figured the London game was just a lot of roll playing


22 posted on 10/02/2015 7:17:29 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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How many British toilets will our plush toilet paper clog?


23 posted on 10/02/2015 7:17:37 AM PDT by toothfairy86
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26 posted on 10/02/2015 7:22:18 AM PDT by xp38
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And then there is that commercial with the English gal trying to get us to use special “wipes.”


28 posted on 10/02/2015 7:30:05 AM PDT by Slyfox (Will no one rid us of this meddlesome president?)
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Talk about something that justified the Revolution...


29 posted on 10/02/2015 7:34:01 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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In my best voice, so the Jets are s#*tty? Who knew? lol
31 posted on 10/02/2015 7:42:41 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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O, the pioneers have hairy ears, They piss thru leather britches;
They wipe their ass on broken glass, Those hardy sons-of-bitches!

32 posted on 10/02/2015 7:43:53 AM PDT by onedoug
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Most of the world is astonished that we use fresh water to flush the toilet.
33 posted on 10/02/2015 7:46:25 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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