Posted on 09/11/2015 5:34:19 AM PDT by bestintxas
Will Rogers once said, "A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet." That's how I feel about the 10,000 or more refugees Obama has promised to bring to America. I want them to move to my little town. I want my hometown to have the very best modern traditions from Damascus, Aleppo, and Raqqah brought to my doorstep. If I can't move to the Middle East, the next best thing is to bring the Middle East here and have it all around me.
But unfortunately, my hometown doesn't have space for our Sunni and Shia future friends. Most of our multi-family homes and apartments are filled with other visitors who are as high on virtue as they are low on documentation. So I started wondering: what is the best place for all our soon to be great Syrian friends? Here's what I came up with:
1) Santa Monica, California. Santa Monica would be perfect for many Middle Eastern refugees. There is a wonderful pier and walkway along the beach filled with tons of bikini-clad women who love diversity and would surely welcome more of it. Santa Monica also has the advantage of being near Hollywood. Hollywood always has need of Arab actors to play heroes or helpless victims in movies about the CIA and American businesses manipulating the Middle East to their own end.
2) Greenwich Village, New York City. Sunni and Shia refugees with ultra-religious attitudes would be perfect for Greenwich Village. It's so culturally rich with restaurants and gay bars with transvestites, not to mention the annual gay nude Halloween Parade.
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Point Barrow, Alaska
You could not be tricked by whomever on your own. The parody comes into play with your ubiquitous anti-Trump comments. When you are here, there—almost everywhere—taking potshots at Trump, you lose all effectiveness. People just tune you out, or else, just as often, start laughing about it.
If your purpose is purely personal, and you dont care that you are not hurting Trump, and may even be helping him, good job. Otherwise, time to rethink the strategy.
Trump can dish it out. I guess you're one of his supporters that cannot stand to have some light shine on the phony, gun-grabbing, abortion-financing, Hillary supporter.
New York City and San Francisco. Send some to Chicago and Detroit too. Won’t change the political demographics a bit....
Warm tents in Guantánamo.
Dump them on San Francisco and Seattle. They’ll never know the difference.
The gated communities where Congressmen live.
Martha’s Vineyard, Hawaii, Chappaqua, DC, and NYC.
Central Alaska, near the Arctic circle.
15 Old House Lane, Chappaquah, NY.
And here I was trying to be helpful. Oh well.
Here is the point. There is a small cadre of Trump haters [just telling you how they come across to those outside the cabal] that post anti-Trump comments EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME. The rest of us have learned, when we spot an anti-Trump comment, to glance down and see who posted it. If it’s not one of the cadre, we read the comment and consider it on the merits.
If, however, it was posted by one of the obsessive-compulsive Trump haters, we either ignore it or laugh at it.
This is just the way life is. Anyone who doesn’t want to be taken seriously need only do what the Trump haters do. I.e.: post their jabs and swipes so ubiquitously that they simply become a joke. It’s over-exposure/over doing it x100. The result will always be the same. Ineffectiveness squared.
The best places?
Forcing every registered democrat to take them into their personal residence and house them.
Johnston Island
Icy Cape Alaska
anywhere 200 miles west of the California coast
five miles above the east coast immediately followed by an immediate descent to sea level.
Refugees my ass, they’re more invaders, screw them all, men, women, and children.
hawaii, chicago, and washdc
Suspiciusly empty Walmart stores?
Death Valley. Best place in the best state.
Northwest Arctic County, Alaska. Give the whole thing to them, compensate the natives. Build a BIG freaking fence to keep them out of the rest of the state.
Definitely S.F. And, I really don’t see why Martha’s Vineyard should be ruled out.
1. Outsource them to China
2. The Aleutian Islands
San Fransissyco should get them all. If we have to take them.
Send them to Kuwait...they owe us big time for removing Saddam for them.
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