[E. Pluribus Unum]

“President Obama, we have al-Baghdadi targeted and awaiting your authorization to terminate him.”

“Uh, let me think about it. I’ll let you know in three or four days.”

Trump’s first hours in office:

“President Trump, we have al-Baghdadi targeted and awaiting your authorization to terminate him.”

“Who the hell is Baghdadi?”

“He’s the head of ISIS.”

“Permission to terminate.”

[piytar]

Perfect.

[superfan]

Works for me!