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Secret In Box: Hillary To Send Supporters Mystery Boxes
Daily Caller ^ | 9-3-15 | CHRISTIAN DATOC

Posted on 09/03/2015 2:34:42 PM PDT by dynachrome

Whether she’s simply trolling critics who would say that her mishandling of classified information should land her in a prison cell or handing out swag packs to the diehards who still support her, one thing’s for sure:

I can’t wait to find out what’s inside!!!

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: boxes; clinton; hillary
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Use a flamethrower on it before touching it.
1 posted on 09/03/2015 2:34:42 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Probably contains tiny pieces of hard drive.


2 posted on 09/03/2015 2:37:46 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: dynachrome

Bill will send his d&%k in a box.


3 posted on 09/03/2015 2:38:36 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women)
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4 posted on 09/03/2015 2:40:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: piasa

A free hard drive (slightly used?)


5 posted on 09/03/2015 2:40:24 PM PDT by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: dynachrome

Old Bill and Old Hill will probably toss some of their used underwear in there and then write it off their taxes as charity. They won’t wash them, but Hillary will tell anyone who complains that she wiped them with a cloth so shut up or the next box will have a free pass to Fort Marcy Park.


6 posted on 09/03/2015 2:40:47 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: dynachrome

RINO testicles.


7 posted on 09/03/2015 2:43:07 PM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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She probably has enough of them to supply each of her supporters!


8 posted on 09/03/2015 2:46:04 PM PDT by null and void (Send them all back!)
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To: dynachrome
Another attempt to change the subject from emailgate. Her crew got together and brainstormed. "What can we do to start up some fun chatter among the media and proletariat? Mystery boxes! Great idea, let's go with it!"


9 posted on 09/03/2015 2:48:25 PM PDT by inkfarmer
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To: dynachrome

Well, you can bet your ass it ain’t cookies!...................


10 posted on 09/03/2015 2:51:17 PM PDT by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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11 posted on 09/03/2015 2:53:34 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: BenLurkin
Hillary will be sharing sample bottles...of her favorite adult beverage




12 posted on 09/03/2015 2:57:21 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: dynachrome

13 posted on 09/03/2015 3:00:30 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: dynachrome

A ‘Mystery Box’ is some new gash Huma introduces Hillary to for a little strange play.....


14 posted on 09/03/2015 3:00:31 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: dynachrome
Jack in the Box:


15 posted on 09/03/2015 3:02:24 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: dynachrome; All
"Secret In Box:
Hillary To Send Supporters
Mystery Boxes...."


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16 posted on 09/03/2015 3:03:21 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: dynachrome

Thumb drives with a note: “Hold this until I send for it.”


17 posted on 09/03/2015 3:06:45 PM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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It contains a cloth for wiping hard drives, a “Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire” key chain, a reset button, and disinfectant (because everything she touches is dirty).


18 posted on 09/03/2015 3:10:42 PM PDT by Kipp
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To: dynachrome

Is it Al Gore’s Lock Box?


19 posted on 09/03/2015 3:10:57 PM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: dynachrome

a pubic hair


20 posted on 09/03/2015 3:17:52 PM PDT by zzwhale
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