Yes. You can read. I can and did also. You can’t accept anything outside your rigid definition word application and propriety as you see it in your literal fashion, even in a sarcastic manner. Your arrogance is outstanding and your epithets are unnecessary. Good day.
OK, any word means whatever anyone thinks it means. Got it. I’ll throw out my dictionary, and simply use words at random.
And a very good day to you, as well.