And who, unfortunately, thinks she can pull off a halter-top in her weight class...
Thats actually why a lot of ex alkies return to the bottle. The realization hits as just what fields they were plowing after the beer kicked in.
The horror is too much to bear.
In fact, I think the chain-smoking, half-drunk bimbo comes with every bar startup kit.
Delivery Person #1: Ok, we have 20 stools, where you want them?
New Bar Owner: Over next to that wall.
Delivery Person #2: We got 3 tap arrays and connectors. How about those.
New Bar Owner: Behind the bar. Watch the other equipment, don’t stumble.
Delivery Person #1: Here’s your 37 year old, half drunk fat ugly chain smoking bimbo. Where you want it?
New Bar Owner: Put it in the ladies room, give it a meth pipe and the bag of meth. That should keep it busy for a while.