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Shoplifters Spotted Shoving Hamburgers Down Pants
Consumerist ^
| June 18, 2015
Posted on 06/18/2015 3:40:24 PM PDT by SMGFan
Two men California were sort of shuffling around a supermarket without purchasing anything. One of the men was wearing very baggy pants, and store employees later told police that it was obvious something had been shoved inside his trousers. When the staff confronted him, his pants fell down, revealing ill-gotten hamburgers.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: california; chat; taintthemeat; theft; thingsinpants
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To: Celtic Conservative
Baggy pants: an overweight, middle aged cops best friend! There was a thug a few years ago in the Houston area who tripped over his baggy pants while fleeing, causing the gun he was carrying to fire and kill him. The cops didn't even have to chase him or waste their own bullets on him.
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:21:21 PM PDT
by
Smittie
(Just like an alien, I'm a stranger in a strange land)
To: henkster
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:21:46 PM PDT
by
null and void
(I wish we lived in less interesting times, but at least we have front-row seats.)
To: Smittie
Now that is thug karma there. Just love it.
CC
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:23:22 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(Sufficient unto the day are the troubles therof)
To: SMGFan
Are we really so desperate for news that people shoplifting ground beef are something to talk about?
To: SMGFan
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:24:32 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(If we live to see 2017 we will be kissing the ground)
To: SMGFan
Did they both have football scholarships at FSU?
To: arbitrary.squid
What's that phrase? "It's the economy, stupid."?
(Not you 'squid)
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:26:11 PM PDT
by
null and void
(I wish we lived in less interesting times, but at least we have front-row seats.)
To: Bobalu
“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday...”
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:35:25 PM PDT
by
Inspectorette
(jdwatson44@msn.com)
To: Clay Moore
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:35:42 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Smittie
If that would just happen a few million more times, America would be so, so much safer.
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:39:27 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Secret Agent Man
Did they re-wrap them and put them back for sale?
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posted on
06/18/2015 4:47:49 PM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?.)
To: SMGFan
Several years ago an Amish woman was arrested in Houston for shop-lifting a ham in her panties. Ever had fishy ham?
To: SMGFan
The late Clara Peller used to ask, in a loud voice, “Where’s the beef”?
Now we know.
You want fries with that?
To: SMGFan
Hold the special sauce.
Please.
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posted on
06/18/2015 5:24:01 PM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: SMGFan
To: SMGFan
Are you threatening me?
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posted on
06/18/2015 5:42:28 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: dinodino
"It looks like you gained some weight since you came in."
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posted on
06/18/2015 5:45:29 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: SMGFan
Glad the police got him. I believe he's been on the wanted list for some time now...
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posted on
06/18/2015 5:48:06 PM PDT
by
Alas Babylon!
(As we say in the Air Force, "You know you're over the target when you start getting flak!")
To: dfwgator
Bonus points for obscure Animal House reference....
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posted on
06/18/2015 5:48:57 PM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: Alas Babylon!
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posted on
06/18/2015 5:58:35 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(i'm beginning to look forward to my visit here on your little planet coming to an end. I *think*)
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