Posted on 06/13/2015 10:07:17 PM PDT by Kaslin
If you’re a conservative comedian then OMG … did Jesus hand you some comedic gold this past week in the form of a white chick posing as a black chick who's been heading up an NAACP chapter in Spokane. If that’s not a gift from heaven then I don’t know what is.
Yep, this past week the NAACP’s Rachel Dolezal got busted for playing like she’s some sort of Jackie Brown character for the last several years. Her parents were the ones who called bullshit on Rachel's ruse, stating that she hails from German, Czech and Swedish descent; which means this Lauryn Hill wannabe is uberwhite. I’m talkin’ titanium white. Pippy Longstocking white.
However, according to her and her apologists, we judgmental jackasses should pay that “no nevermind”, because, in Obamaland, especially with the yummy progressives, DNA means diddly and what you feel you are, well, that’s the deciding factor.
For instance:
Look folks, truth be told, we all like to believe we’re someone else; but we usually stop doing that around our third birthday. Except for me, of course. I thought I was Mike Reno of Loverboy all the way up until my 18th birthday when the reality hit me that I was a pathetic, dope smoking’ doofus who worked at a gas station in Lubbock, Texas. The upshot is I outgrew my delusion, whereas Pippy Longstocking is still holding on to her horse-crap like GI Joe with the kung-fu grip.
As stated, pretending to be something one is not isn’t new to the human collective. This malady has been going down since the dawn of man.
Normally, if said person wouldn’t relinquish their role-playing into adulthood we wouldn’t make them leaders but would rather scrape their frontal lobe, sit ‘em in a rocking chair and let them spend their lives on a Psych Ward’s front porch talking to Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. We sure as hell wouldn’t parade them around as “courageous leaders” and veritable protagonists for evolving humanity.
But that’s all changed.
Indeed, in today’s milieu of “facts be damned”, if what you stand for somehow champions the cause for the Left’s ludicrous grievance industry, then they will take your twisted person and push you forward as a means to their progressive end.
Nose nothing. She has a set of rhinestone ghetto nails, too.
Mark Steyn once called Elizabeth “Lieawatha” Warren “the whitiest white of the whitey whites”.
Or Soul Man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIo_kBYNEU
Isn't it Pippi Longstocking?
I mean, I could, but I'll still be a white male.
The problem is that this matters to some people. The country has set up a system in which the country of your parents and grandparents determines if you are put in the oppressed category or the oppressor.
Your individual accomplishments and failure matter very little.
Once she’s been black, can she ever go back?
BINGO!!! we may very well have a winner here.
I was discussing this very thought in passing after church this morning!!
The utterly LOOPY nature of Subjective “thought”.....has been blown wide open.
It IS I believe a gift from God!
We can laugh them off the stage and perhaps back into their senses...
this is the tipping point!!
Let the bonfires begin!!
There’s most likely a book deal, tour and made-for-TV movie already in the works. The press will spin this that SHE is the victim of hateful racists.
In the meantime...the jokes, laughs and graphics have been great.
We’re warming up for Hillary’s campaign.
Lutefisk: The one food I never had the guts to try! Uff-Da, y’all
You didn’t miss much. Now lefse, that I liked.
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