Posted on 06/03/2015 7:04:27 PM PDT by tcrlaf
Frakkin HILARIOUS!!! Of course, the liberals are freaking out, and don't see the humor in it, and are screaming thing like "Mysogyny much?".
Some examples:
#HillarySoOld that the Rolling Stones call her Mom...
#HillarySoOld She was pen pals with Karl Marx
#HillarySoOld that when Moses came down from Mount Sinai to tell her about the Ten Commandments she screamed "What Does it Matter?!?"
#HillarySoOld She remembers Judas Iscariot donating 30 pieces of silver to the Clinton Foundation.
How old? Cut open the cankles and count the rings. #HillarySoOld
#HillarySoOld that when asked about her younger years she responds "Well, first the Earth cooled. Then the rains came...."
#HillarySoOld The old information she destroyed was on floppy disks
#HillarySoOld She was for the earth being flat before she was against it
#HillarySoOld That she tried to charge the Continental Congress 5 shillings to have her speak on how she dodged British bullets.
Ted Cruz was 4 years old when Hillary was performing her illegal and unethical actions on the Watergate Committee. Let that sink in.
#HillarySoOld When Galileo said the Earth revolves around the Sun she said “At this point what difference does it make?”
#HillarySoOld she graduated from the Hammurabi Babylonian Law School.
#HillarySoOld she had to break the Cave Ceiling.
#HillarySoOld They used her beads when they bought Manhattan from Elizabeth Warren’s Granny.
#HillarySoOld she gave Carter the little liver pills.
#HillarySoOld she told Pontius Pilate “Give them Barabbas. At this point what difference does it make?”
#HillarySoOld Hillary was actually Sir Edmund’s mother.
lol. they are hysterical. the whiney libs are funny too.
#HillarySoOld when she lost her front teeth the Grand Tetons were still an A-cup
Im not a social media type but on yahoo the comments abouther seem to be at least 30 to 1 against the beast. I thought I was on good ol FR for awhile lol.
#HillarySoOld she learned cattle trading futures from Charles Goodnight.
Hillaryous! Like these
#HillarySoOld she had to cover her ears during the big bang
And
#HillarySoOld She thought the Big Bang had to do with Bill and Monica.
#HillarySoOld when Noah built the ark the lumber contract went to a Clinton foundation donor
Hillary is so old... Baskin-Robbins only had one flavor.
add your own!
Hillary still has some value due to age.
Scientific community is using her to calibrate carbon date devices.
Hillary so old that before God said “let there be light” He had to tell her to move her big fat butt out of the way.
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