Posted on 06/01/2015 2:22:17 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
A few weeks ago I had to go back to DC yet again for the Right Online conference and it involved flying in and out of Reagan, as well as Newark. As usual, I stood in the long lines – even with my previous screening check mark on my boarding passes – and went through all the rituals of unloading some of my things and passing through a detector. When I arrived at the hotel I opened my bag to find the usual TSA greeting card indicating that they had searched my checked baggage, no matter how much of a “trusted traveler” I may be at some airports. But through all of that, I had the slight consolation of knowing that our government was on the job. Lots of bad things might happen… I could be delayed. (I was. In both directions.) The weather could be awful. (It was.) The drinks could be horrendously overpriced at the hotel. (Don’t even get me started.) But at least I knew one thing:
The plane wasn’t going to blow up and fall out of the sky with me in it.
I expect to put up with a lot of unpleasantness on the plane and that expectation is generally met. But the one thing I don’t want to deal with is a bomb. So I suppose we need to deal with the TSA nonsense because that’s still a win as long as they catch all the bombs.
Ah, America. So much for that theory.
An internal investigation by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has revealed some disturbing gaps in the security screening at some of the nation’s busiest airports.
Investigators with the Department of Homeland Security Inspector General (IG) went undercover and were able to smuggle mock explosives or banned weapons through checkpoints in 95 percent of trials. The IG’s report found that TSA agents failed 67 out of 70 tests.
The tests were conducted by what the department calls “Red Teams”. The team members pose as passengers who try to beat the system.
“Red Team testing of the aviation security network has been part of TSA’s mission advancement for 13 years,” explained a Department of Homeland Security spokesman. “The numbers in these reports never look good out of context, but they are a critical element in the continual evolution of our aviation security.”
Upon learning of the failures, the spokesman said, Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson “immediately directed TSA to implement a series of actions, several of which are now in place, to address the issues raised in the report.”
I suppose we would need to know the details of how the tests were structured, what they used to simulate the “fake bombs” or threats and all the rest before passing final judgement. But… a 5% success rate? You’re missing 19 out of 20 and that’s really not even a passing grade in soccer. Look, I get that you were probably worked up over the chance to see all the nudie pics of the young women in the screening machine, but after a while even that’s got to get boring. One would imagine that you’ve gotten back to the business of looking at the x-ray scans of the bags and checking for exploding shoes or belts by now. How are we doing this badly?
More to the point, why would you release this information to the public? Somewhere across the ocean, whoever replaced the members of the Khorasan group (after we killed off the last batch) must be kicking themselves in the butt. Wait… you mean we could have just stuffed them in a suitcase? Abdul! You idiot!
We seem to keep electing people who don’t have the real world experience to run a lemonade stand. On top of that, they appear to be appointing and hiring folks without much more in the way of critical skills. So… would you rather go back to taking your chances on not being on the plane that blows up and getting through the airport faster? Or should we hire more and better TSA people who might have a shot at finding at least half the bombs?
It’s pretty damned clear that the TSA was formed only to condition Americans to the fact that they are now under control of this NWO tyrannical government
Extremely clear. But then, it's been pretty obvious all along...
Well, the other reason the TSA exists is to provide jobs for grateful idiots.
They stopped Rand Paul once, too.
Mission accomplished!
That's the normal success rate for a government program.
There was a great analogy regarding the TSA in Freakanomics...
They suggested that with all the man-hours wasted standing in line at airport security, it essentially adds up to several human lifetimes. If you consider that Richard Reid (Shoe Bomber) didn’t actually detonate his footware onboard, he still practically exterminated many American lives in terms of time spent doing nothing but standing around being groped by gov’t agents.
Fire. Them. All.
No, the Idiots are not grateful. The still know they are idiots, so they hate their jobs.
Whose brilliant idea was it to federalize airport security?
I initially misread the headline and thought TSA missed 1 in 20 bombs. I thought, “that’s not very good”. Then I read the article. Holly *Bleep*!
No worries, TSA found a little bottle of Pepto Bismol in my carry on (made it through 4 airports before) and it tested free of explosives.
I’m not sure if most TSA screeners could find their own posterior with two hands and a flashlight.
It is actually a failure rate of 96%. That’s 24 out of 25.
I’ve read that they turn away applicants for being too intelligent figuring they will be too bored by the job.
I’ve read that they turn away applicants for being too intelligent figuring they will be too bored by the job. As if the stupid people they hire will not be bored by 8 hours of mindlessness. Thousands of Stupid A$$holes.
TSA: Totally Superfluous Asshats
Agents for El Al, the national airline for Israel, focus on looking for terrorists instead of worrying about nail files and screwdrivers and have a perfect record.
Yeah, I’m taking a trip Wednesday and just got all my little 3 oz bottles out so they don’t throw something I need out.
Idiots.
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