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I am ready to offer 50 cows for Obama’s daughter – ‘Ruto lawyer’
The Nairobian ^ | 5/25/15 | PKEMOI NG’ENOH

Posted on 05/26/2015 1:17:54 PM PDT by markomalley

His dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price.

Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July.

“I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.

The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation.

He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since his father Obama has Kenyan roots.

“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he said, adding that, “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.”

The lawyer said that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the ‘love of his life’ will be “unique with a twist.”

“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head,” he said.

Kiprono adds that he will avoid expensive hotels in the city.

“I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. The place is called Kapkatet, which means ‘victory’,adding, “ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said.


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To: markomalley

Not quite what The Wookie had in mind...


41 posted on 05/26/2015 2:46:23 PM PDT by gogeo (If you are Tea Party, the eGOP does not want you.)
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To: markomalley
Take the deal.

Make it twenty cows if he'll take Michelle too.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

42 posted on 05/26/2015 2:48:45 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: markomalley

That’s a good deal. Obama should take it.


43 posted on 05/26/2015 3:04:30 PM PDT by Argus
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To: markomalley

Well, there’s an offer you don’t get everyday.


44 posted on 05/26/2015 3:19:32 PM PDT by OLDCU
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To: markomalley
“I got interested in her in 2008.

She was only around 10 years old in 2008, you sick freak!

45 posted on 05/26/2015 3:23:54 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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To: PGR88

HA HA yeah I don’t know if he know that fact

I feel sorry for young men that marry into Obama family can you imagine having Michelle come to your Family holiday dinner yelling at you for drinking and eat too much


46 posted on 05/26/2015 3:27:16 PM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: beethovenfan
How many cows for the Wookie?

Seems like an even trade to me. In more ways than one.

47 posted on 05/26/2015 3:28:05 PM PDT by Repealthe17thAmendment
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To: DaxtonBrown

NOOO that animal cruelty

COME ON Freepers pitbulls are cool LOL!


48 posted on 05/26/2015 3:28:14 PM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: markomalley

on a related note- this video showing a man powning a collection agency is hilarious- he has the woman on the other end cracking up too-

Bill collector calls wrong number gets owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJNbD8mvL4


49 posted on 05/26/2015 3:37:59 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: markomalley

How many cows for thee leettle gurll?


50 posted on 05/26/2015 3:38:05 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democratic party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: VTenigma

This guy should start a magazine after renaming himself “Hugh Heifer”. (ahhh, not so good ...)


51 posted on 05/26/2015 3:39:50 PM PDT by glennaro
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To: hadaclueonce

“I still think the kids are rented.”

He wants to be a “she”, she is a “he” and the adoption records are sealed.


52 posted on 05/26/2015 3:47:46 PM PDT by Birdsbane ("Onward through the fog!" ... Oat Willie)
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To: glennaro

LOL


53 posted on 05/26/2015 3:52:18 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democratic party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: markomalley
I am ready to offer 50 cows for Obama’s daughter – ‘Ruto lawyer’

A DEAL Obunga CAN'T REFUSE.

54 posted on 05/26/2015 3:56:15 PM PDT by VideoDoctor
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To: markomalley

he is really hard up or blind.


55 posted on 05/26/2015 6:53:25 PM PDT by The_Republic_Of_Maine (In an Oligarchy, the serfs don't count.)
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To: markomalley

Udderly ridiculous.


56 posted on 05/26/2015 7:41:20 PM PDT by recumbentibus (Hopey Changey Yes We Cansy)
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To: markomalley

Barry’s already got a cow, millions of sheep, and my goat.


57 posted on 05/26/2015 9:18:35 PM PDT by matt1234
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