Posted on 05/26/2015 1:17:54 PM PDT by markomalley
His dream is to marry one of Obamas daughters, Malia, and is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price.
Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July.
I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I havent dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price, he said.
The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation.
He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since his father Obama has Kenyan roots.
People might say I am after the familys money, which is not the case. My love is real, he said, adding that, I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.
The lawyer said that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the love of his life will be unique with a twist.
If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head, he said.
Kiprono adds that he will avoid expensive hotels in the city.
I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my fathers land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. The place is called Kapkatet, which means victory,adding, ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman, he said.
Not quite what The Wookie had in mind...
Make it twenty cows if he'll take Michelle too.
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That’s a good deal. Obama should take it.
Well, there’s an offer you don’t get everyday.
She was only around 10 years old in 2008, you sick freak!
HA HA yeah I don’t know if he know that fact
I feel sorry for young men that marry into Obama family can you imagine having Michelle come to your Family holiday dinner yelling at you for drinking and eat too much
Seems like an even trade to me. In more ways than one.
NOOO that animal cruelty
COME ON Freepers pitbulls are cool LOL!
on a related note- this video showing a man powning a collection agency is hilarious- he has the woman on the other end cracking up too-
Bill collector calls wrong number gets owned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJNbD8mvL4
How many cows for thee leettle gurll?
This guy should start a magazine after renaming himself “Hugh Heifer”. (ahhh, not so good ...)
“I still think the kids are rented.”
He wants to be a “she”, she is a “he” and the adoption records are sealed.
LOL
A DEAL Obunga CAN'T REFUSE.
he is really hard up or blind.
Udderly ridiculous.
Barry’s already got a cow, millions of sheep, and my goat.
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