Posted on 05/24/2015 7:45:14 PM PDT by goldstategop
Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed forces of Pakistan to launch a military operation against jeans-wearing women all over Pakistan in a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad. Fazlur Rehman while highlighting the demerits of an operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) said that the Taliban were not Pakistans enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.
The Taliban are our brothers and their angst against the state is justified, Fazl said adding that, As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the past: TTPs suicide bombings are just Allahs wrath upon us. And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans.
When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities, Fazl said, now fuming like a steam engine.
Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon the immodest women as well.
If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? Thats what they want, Shariah left, right and centre and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problems solution lies in taking care of the women.
Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.
Pakistans sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake. And when thats the case the only logical approach of the state should be to launch a military operation, concluded Fazl.
By the way, the acronym of Rehman's Islamist party in Pakistan is JUIF = meaning Jew in French.
Maulana Fazal Rehman
He really looks like a fruitcake!
...and I call for military operations against guys wearing dish towels on their heads!
Is this real?
He gave a press conference - it sounds straight out of The Onion.
With the Muslim hatred of women and Jews, you can never quite tell.
And I do not think he is joking - Islam doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Or Islamic Nairobi Presidents that pitch baseballs with Mom’s jeans on.
Muslim men have some serious sexual hangups.
Dear your Imamship
Maulana is a GIRLS NAME ya dumb schmuck!!
SIncerely
M,M,
OMG .. you can see her ankles!
What the nutty Mooslims ascribe to “jeans wearing women”, the nutcases in the West ascribe to “climate change”. So who is goofier?
Maybe climate change causes women to wear jeans.... or maybe women wearing jeans cause climate change....maybe Kerry, Obama, and Ban Ki-Moon
can debate that....
you got to read this.
The "like bags of flour" was a dead giveaway (no pun intended?) if nothing else was.
From Feb. 1, 2014;
scroll down to the bottom for the satire notice
Women in jeans are too hard to rape. Next, it will be shoes. Women in shoes can run from that ugly old ba$t&@d.
Maulana needs to go trim his beard and get a bath fer crying out loud, CAIR is looking to hire. LOL
Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman: “Take down those jeans.”
Male inferiority and insecurity feuling this insanity cult bottom line
Bath/shower mat - - -
Fruitcakes of the world are insulted, for saying he’s a fruitcake...
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